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Men up for sexy throuple fantasy

GUYS THINK IT'S THE HAVE TO GO

Ziggy Starbust

'MUSIC CHIEFS WOULD DROP BOWIE TODAY'

10 MORE 'HARRY CASES' IN WINGS

Lawyer: Justice fight a scandal

THIEF NATION

Soaring shoplifting leaves small stores on brink of closure

11,000 MPH AND NO BRAKES

Low fuel plan to let rockets race to Mars

Bulger killer stays in jail

VENABLES DENIED PAROLE

It's so hard to swallow

BOOZERS WARNED OF A DRY JANUARY

PSYCHOCATS

You're sharing a home with killer, say worried boffs

Blizzard coming our way

BRITAIN could be buried in up to 13 inches of snow in the run-up to Christmas.

Dawn: Horny hippo got dribbly over me

STAR'S TERROR OVER PRIVATES SNIFFING BEAST

BATSH*T: RWANDA IS A GOER

Home Sec pledge to Tory rebels

Don't eat the WHITE snow

Boffs: Don't eat bug-filled white snow

RIDING HIGH

Morsy sends Tractor boys top

FLAWED REDS ARE FLOORED

Ten Hag's rock-bottom flops fail to make Europa League

GILDIROCKS

Arrows ace Andrew's a real headbanger

SMACK OUR HIT LYRIC UP

Bands replace 'offensive' words

GARAGE: I'M A FIGURE OF FUN

Unhappy that boss made a rude gesture

E.T.IS LIGHT YEARS AWAY

About 12billion of them to be precise

TARBY'S HIT-RUN SHAME

Veteran comic admits shunting parked cars

WHOOPS! NO FESTIVE HUGS

Boffins tell us to wear masks & ban cuddles

BIGGLES HAS A BAD LANDING

PM scrapes win on Rwanda vote

Hair's Donny

THE COMBOVER TRENDY AGAIN

EMOJIS NEED TO BE REAL FUNGIS

Eco-boffs call for fewer animals, more plants

Throw a Wombler Madame Cholet!

REMAKE DROPS HER FRENCH LILT

MP'S STICK OVER PRITT

£6 glue bill fury

THEATRE OF DREAMERS

Old Trafford faithful can be the difference for Ten Hag

FLYING SQUAD

BUKAYO SAKA was told to hop on the plane to Holland despite missing training with a foot injury as Mikel Arteta fights to keep his team spirit intact.

OH MY COD

Price turns to chippy after canning cans

FIGHT FOR THE LIGHTS

Aspinall awaits the honour of Wigan's big switch on

BASH BALL

Somerset's Shoaib all set for his biggest Test