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KIN 'N BEAR IT

Shishkin still on target for Christmas cracker

MORONS RIDE OUT OF ORDER

Vandalism and theft sees bike scheme ditched

PETER'S BACK, SACK'N CRAIC!

Gig helps theatre that fired him

New Chicken Run to ruffle a few feathers

FARM FLICK 'WILL MAKE YOU VEGAN'

VERY MERRY CRINGEMAS

The office party's back.. but we're dreading boozy gaffe

ROYLE FAMILY'S SUE: KIDS' LOVE FOR THE SHOW WOULD THRILL OUR CAROLINE

CLASSIC sitcom The Royle Family is a big hit with kids more than a decade after it ended.

Friendly aliens' Charmageddon

ALIENS landed at the Chernobyl power plant after the nuclear disaster to \"suck radiation from the air\", a Netflix series claims.

HOT SEX

Steamy romps reduce heating cost

POINT BLANK

Trafford forgets draw heroics

IT'S CHELLSEA

Russo is double trouble for Hayes

SHIPPING FORECAST

Toffolo says owners will stand by Cooper

VAN MAN CAN

Mighty Mike has the Power to end Ally Pally wait

DEATH METTLE

Bowling's Mott an issue for Matthew

DON'T RISK IT FOR A BISCUIT

Stress made worse by eating fatty foods

It's Iron curtains for Brit services

EX-COMMUNIST AREA HAS BETTER FACILITIES

Now that's something to celebrate

Cheers as booze sales are booming

WRONG BODY AT FUNERAL MIX UP

NHS bosses sorry over 'human error'

I'll Corry on to my late 50s

GUETTA INSPIRES

UK cracks down on Putin trade cheats

COMPANIES FACE PROBES & FINES

Mozzies ON THE march

KILLER INSECTS IN UK AS CLIMATE CHANGES

XMAS LOG JAM

'Great Getaway' gridlock will be starting two days earlier

Willy Wonka

HUGH SHOCK AT OOMPA'S NUDE PHOTO

LET'S SEND IN THE CLOWNS!

Rebels want Bozo & Garage

German grumps

GLUM COUNTRY INTO 'SAD ZONE'

BALD GEORGE

Culture Club star's had 3 transplants

KLOPP STROP WELL TIMED

...But Jurgen's rant fires at wrong target

STAIRWAYS TO BACTERIA HELL

Escalators muckier than loo seats

Save a life Swiftly

TAYLOR HIT'S PERFECT TO PERFORM CPR TO

Student nurse wins £5m Chelsea home

JOY OF 'SOFA SURFER'

JOBS A BIG LET DOWN

Four career stages