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TOFF TO TAKE

Ful stop on Blues bid to honour Bill

PARTY TIME

Bowen out to mark his birthday with a winner

GRIM UP NORSE

Hoibraten hell as Haaland is forced out

I'M THE DADDY

Family time got Wilder in mood to finish AJ

Have yourself a merry Littler Xmas

LUKE, 16, READY TO NUKE RIVALS

PADDY'S DAY!

1,500 up for Brennan PARRY BRENNAN

Tonight Matthew is going to be on telly

STAR BACK WITH INSIDE JOB

She's scrummy

DANNY Cipriani says it was a thrill to train with pro-Jowita Przystał for Strictly’s Christmas special.

DARTS TO BECOME TOP FLIGHT SPORT

Hearn: Arrows will conquer world

Dead on time

AI PREDICTS END OF LINE

BUCKLEY'S 'MUGGING' CLIP FEARS

INBETWEENERS star James Buckley has revealed he’s terrified of monkeys.

NO LANCS!

Star Eric's northern accent is dying out

Hunt for aliens hots up after talks progress

BOFFINS hunting for aliens have had a 20-minute “chat” with a whale.

Evil Su relishes leaving kids in tears at panto

SU Pollard tries to make children cry when she stars in pantos. Oh yes, she does!

How are those pledges going then Biggles? PM GETS JUST 1 OUT OF 5

RISHI “Biggles” Sunak has failed on all but one of his five pledges for the year.

Beale the real deal say Cats

MICHAEL BEALE arrived at the Stadium of Light to become Sunderland's new head coach with the club begging fans to get behind him.

BERNOLT WARNING

Silva: Players' workload is now becoming crazy

STICK VAN DIJK

Virgil comes out fighting again after Keane row

DUB-LE UP

Toon keeper eyes another medal

THE LOAN ARRANGER

Crosby ticket vow if his borrowed stars go back

DOUBLE DELIGHT

Mavididi just two good for Roo

JAW MUST GO ON

Van Gerwen will fight through his bad breaks

AJ'S TRAINER THOUGHT

Ben holds the key to Wallin

PUBS CELEBRATE MINISTER GOING

A PUB has put on a happy hour to celebrate Mark Drakeford quitting the Welsh Government.

ARE YOU THANKS BEST OR CHEERS?

Email sign-offs' secret meanings

Covid's a really Brad thing to joke about

BRODKIN VIRAL VARIETY SHOW GAG SLAMMED

LENTILS ENJOY A GOOD OLD CHAT

Boffs find pulses have secret chinwags

HOW I GET MY KICKS!

Novice's shin fight world title

'STOP BEING SO FOWL TO GULLS'

BIRD experts are begging people to be nice to psycho seagulls.

MIAOW.. CLAWS OUT FOR ACE AL

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