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FLARE MAY BE..TROUBLE AHEAD

Fallout from solar blasts could knock out Earth's power

TO THE END

Emmerdale legend Zak Dingle dies

Shirl: No advantage for Layton

STRICTLY head judge slammed Shirley claims Layton Williams has an unfair advantage due to his dance career.

GAME OVER

Question Of Sport axed in Beeb cuts after 50-year run

SMART ROADS 3 TIMES 'MORE LETHAL'

SMART motorways with no hard shoulder are three times more dangerous for breakdowns, data reveals.

WINDI FLOPS

England's sorry lot are walloped once again

FANCY A TYRANT KIDS? TRY THESE

Young content for a dictator to take control

AIR FARCE

Overweight flyers given a free seat

LOST AND HOUND

Rosie spotted in woods after 6yrs

CADDY SHOCK

Café closed down after bacon smell complaint

NURSES DRUGGED PATIENTS

'Pure evil' pair wanted 'easy life'

Mr & Mrs Christmas!

OUR NAME IS JUST CRACKERS

BRUNO'S STRICTLY SECRET...

Ex-judge tipped to waltz his way back on to show

Missing Gaynor hubby 'in bits'

CCTV SHOWS LAST IMAGES

MOBSTER BOSS IS BADA BANGED UP

Soprano's double is caught by son's social media post

Cow dung we have a problem...

MANURE FUEL FOR ROCKET

Early risers have cavemen's clocks

MORNING PEOPLE ARE 'RELATED TO NEANDERTHALS'

Wakeing IN THE air

JONES SET TO BE HIT AT FUNERALS

INTEREST TO STICK AT 5.25%

No rate cuts on the horizon

YOUR SOFA IS MAKING YOU THICK!

YOU'D BETTER BE SITTING DOWN FOR THIS NEWS..

BIGGLES IN SCHOOLKID INSTABAN

No social media for under-16s plan

Who hates all the pies?

WORLD Pie Eating champ lan Coulton tastes victory for a second time, despite the event being hit by controversy.

GOAT BACK!

Herd recreates iconic LP sleeve

JOELY NIGHT IS RUINED

Toon flirt last 16 before crashing out

KNACKERED ATTRACTION

United losing their appeal to top stars

STRAIGHT SHOOTER

Red-hot Cool Hand has sights set on landing the big one

SOME LIKE IT OTTO

Joshua's rival has handled murderers

SWEAR BOX

60k rude words on TV in year

BIG BANG KATE FIGHTS CANCER

Sitcom actress, 43, tells fans she's 'all good' after lung op

Chris is dyeing for hair change

MAD Men star Christina Hendricks has revealed she is a natural blonde – not a redhead.