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'STALKER HELL' OF TELLY STAR SOFIA

SOFIA Vergara has been given a temporary restraining order against a \"mentally unstable stalker\".

Hillsborough snub

ANGER AS NEW LAW IS REJECTED

THE FRONT RUNNER

'Grifter' legs it after 26 pints & 3 meals

TUNE IN TO ALIEN RADIO

What's your frequency ET?

FRED: I REGRET ROASTING JOSIE

Jungle star says he isn't sexist after cooking row

Vicars in a twist over robot revs

CHURCH DENIES AI CLAIM

VEG OUT

Poor diet link to scurvy & rickets

Teen phone risk

MORE THAN 4 HOURS DAILY IS HEALTH PERIL

It could be choo choo

LOTTO WINNER: I CAN BUY A TRAIN

Lots of exercise is BAD

FANATICAL fitness regimes could be just as bad for you as being lazy.

CARRY ON UP THE AMAZON

Brazil: Make Bezos pay for nicking our name

GAME ON!

Tipped for plum Sunderland post..football manager who learned the job by playing Football Manager

SCROOGE IS A REAL BANKER!

Stingy millionaire inspired famous Christmas miser

WHOOPEE...JUST WHAT WE NEEDED

'100-day cough' alert

WE love RATS!

Vermin can be our pest pals, experts claim

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth..

OBOZO SNEAKS IN TO COVID INQUIRY & AVOIDS PROTESTS. SAYS HE'S UNABLE TO GIVE A FULL LIST OF ALL HIS MISTAKES. BOAND THEN BLAMES UK'S HIGH PANDEMIC DEATH TOLL ON OAPS

HWANG BANG

Korean is too hot for Clarets

PAIN GAIN

Wilder tells Blades he's learnt harsh lessons

VISION OF PING PONG FOR THE BLIND

Tech will let them play

BUTCHER GAVE GYM THE CHOP

Hauling meat a great way to trim fat for glam lass

I fretted that he'd crash for 35 years

SHANE WIFE'S FEAR

Macca: Peace and love, my old friend

TRIBUTE TO WINGS LEGEND

FRED.. BACK OFF GARCON

But Ant boosts sulky Sirieix in row with Josie

Oz wiedersehen

AUSSIES' £6,000 FOR BUILDERS TO QUIT UK

SIZZLING STEAK: SMELL OF SPACE

Astronauts get whiff of burnt meat

Cough killing dogs

VETS WARN TO VAX YOUR PETS

WATER DRIPS BLEAT: PROFITS DRYING UP

Bosses in fear of going under

MOAN UTD

Sulking club's Star man ban sparks anger

WE FLOODY HATE WINTER

Brits longing for season to finish already

Holly's ice lolly

BIG PAY RISE BID TO KEEP HER AS HOST