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SKELTON EYES BIG PRIZES AT CHELTENHAM

DAN SKELTON insists his leading lights will be fit enough to challenge for top honours at Cheltenham’s three-day meeting this weekend.

TATTOO GIRL I.D AFTER 31 YEARS

Body is of Welsh murder victim

QUACKERS!

Boffins go to war on oddball charlatans

WOMAN & DOG SAVED BY TEEN

But man dies despite lake rescue effort

RODDERS..IT'S REAL MIRACLE

Echoes of Only Fools as statue of Mary weeps

SACKED CRUELLA LASHES FEEBLE BIGGLES

Exit-letter blast for PM

YABBA DADDA DOERS!

Flintstones better than modern parents

Scrooge: What load of baubles

XMAS DECS PUT UP IN NOVEMBER

TOTAL WASHOUT

Heavy rain dampens spirits as storm hits

It's Glampard

‘FRANK’S USING MY FACE CREAM’

A joyful case of secrets 'n highs

SCHTUMS ADD UP

STARS SALUTE HERO BOBBY

MANCHESTER United stars past and present gathered to say farewell to football legend Sir Bobby Charlton.

FAREWELL TO THE KING

Fitting send-off for a man who was footballing royalty

UPHILL BATTLE

England in real fix warns Chris

'We're here to help this winter

Boots pharmacist Jay Patel explains why your local pharmacy should be a first port of call for common minor health concerns

MAD VLAD NUKE PLOT ON ABBA..

Sweden in his sights

Sun, sea..& surgery

BRITS GET TEETH INTO TURKEY

610 turn up for Stevie G match

LOWEST SAUDI CROWD

AIR WE GO

‘02 factory paves way to life on Mars

BART'S DAD DEFIES WOKE BAN FEARS

HOMER Simpson is set to carry on strangling his son Bart in future episodes despite fears of a woke rethink.

DEBI DOES DAMAGE

Britain walloped by 8O0mph storm

Garage: You'll vote for me now

NIGE KNOWS VIEWERS WILL GIVE HIM TRIALS

Baldies shine

AND APPARENTLY WILLS IS SEXIEST..

Rooney keen to press his ideas

WAYNE ROONEY insists he is still enjoying being a coach despite being winless in five games.

MAHDNESS!

Dahoud's daft red leaves Seagulls boss in a flap

Hirst loves goal-den boys

GEORGE HIRST thinks Ipswich have been boosted by spreading the goals around.

Cooper wowed by Joe

MILLWALL skipper Jake Cooper revealed that new boss Joe Edwards has been \"a breath of fresh air\".

A WAIT OFF MOYES' MIND

DAVID MOYES breathed a sigh of relief after West Ham's first Premier League win since September and said: \"I needed that.\"

FEELS SOU GOOD

Tomas a Forest feller in latest JWP assister act

ENEA'S SEPANG SURPRISE

ITALY'S Enea Bastianini powered to his first MotoGP win of the year in Malaysia yesterday, as team-mate Pecco Bagnaia boosted his championship lead.