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THINK IT'S ALL OVER?

Squid Game killings red alert

Ooh I could crush a can

COMIC Ian Smith has been to Chernobyl for a holiday.

Shooter surge

VIDEO game Fortnite has triggered a record internet surge at Virgin Media 02.

Bully bosses cost £2.2bn

PSYCHOS TERRORISE WORKERS

Chance of more Beatles

THE Beatles may release more new music despite Now And Then being classed as the final ever track from The Fab Four.

DO NOT CALL ME SHORTY!

Loads of us secretly HATE our nicknames

READY TO GO

Gaza City invasion 'in hours'

Secret service for Vlad

VLADIMIR Putin's inner circle held a drunken \"wake\" for the Russian leader amid reports he had died, it's claimed.

Donald keeps it zipped

DONALD Trump was tight-lipped for a change yesterday during a break in his civil fraud trial.

Are you getting a spooky feline?

OUR DEAD PETS 'TALKING' TO US

SARINA: WE WILL BOSS MALE LIONS

'Matter of time' till woman in charge

Bozo's 'death squad'

BORIS \"Bozo\" Johnson dubbed the Treasury the \"pro-death squad\" during the pandemic, the Covid inquiry heard.

RISE AND RISE OF THE BOFFINESSES

Sorry, lads.. women will rule science

IF AI RULED THE WORLD

'Machines may soon be master race'

High St has hit new low

PART-TIME SHOPS IN 'DYING' TOWNS

Twin Peakys

HE'S A BLINDER AS A TOMMY SHELBY DOUBLE

Drilling no help for bills

GOVERNMENT plans to award oil and gas licences yearly in the North Sea may not bring down energy bills.

RISHI'S I'LL BANG “EM UP PLEDGE

'Life will mean life'

SIX & THE CITY

Treble winners winging it again with new boy Doku

By Heck that's an Oliver twist

NORWOOD HAS THE LAST LAUGH

STING IN THE TALE

Moyes' sloppy stars give busy Bees a three shot

DON'T LOOK BACK AT CLANGER

Martinez pays price for costly fumble

FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE ANSWER

FOR Luis Diaz, summoning the strength to even play football with his father still missing was impressive enough.

TO BE OR NOT TO BE, ANGE?

THEATRE buff Ange Postecoglou is keen to avoid more drama tonight after taking in King Lear last week.

BAT TO THE FUTURE

Mo calls for ODI overhaul

SPACEWALK WAS MY PEAKE IN LIFE

Tim back to Earth with some household chores

GORD YULE FEED..£1.4K A POP

But you're stuffed if you want turkey

PUTIN'S DOUBLE TROUBLE

Family fears for his safety

I hid under boyfriend's dead body MODEL'S GUN HELL

A MODEL has told how she hid under her boyfriend's corpse in a skip to survive the Hamas festival massacre.

SOGGY NATION FOUR WARNED

Just no let up as week of storms set to strike