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JOE JUST SO TONDERFUL

Root joins Cook at the top with 33rd century

LOVED UP

Reality TV show gave me Brand new lease on life

BLUNDER BOULT

Katie 'too passive' as Brit No1 crashes out

DATERS HEADING DOWN THE AISLE

Lonely shoppers get fruity to land a lover

It's a Boredeaux

VINTAGE YEAR FOR BELGIUM'S PLONK

STRICTLY AMY BACK FOR BIG GROUP HUG!

Cancer survivor's big tribute

Generation unsafe sex

TEENS RISK DISEASES & PREGNANCY

Wongawall! £270 for Oasis tickets

OASIS tickets costing nearly £270 have been branded \"extortionate\".

SHARK HORROR

Beast bites off teenager's head

PHONE MUGGER STOLE MY FACE'

Thief used 'selfie' to access bank app

Ochelympics is too big for the Olympics

..SAYS DARTS BOSS

DOGS MASTER HUMAN TALK

Especially if you say Walkies or Sausages!

Timber!!! Brits not got wood

FOOD WILL BE PRIORITY

Feeling the grass under her paws for first time

LIONESS YUNA IN UKRAINE RESCUE

BITE NIGHT

Mozzies & giant spiders are lovin warmer evenings

Garage: I'll bar myself

SNUB TO CIG BAN PUB GARDENS

Boffs: We've found Loch Less Monster

IT'S SIZE OF A PIN HEAD

IT'S PAYBACK TIME

Ten Hag has to deliver after Ineos splash cash

WILLOCK & A WAHEY!

Joe & Co sneak Toon through

WELL OUT OF ORDER

Saints boss Paul so sorry for turning against team

Harry Potter and Goblet of Fuhrer

Wizarding world just like Hitler's Germany'

STUBBLE'S THE WAY TO GROW

It's a fella's sexiest facial hair

RETURN OF THE BUS W@%&*?$

Inbetweeners hint at movie

BOOK BACK IN ANGER

Hotel cancels rooms & trebles prices for gigs

I'll park Garage!

JENRICK DECLARES WAR ON REFORM

Sad Nancy's tears for true love Sven

FOOTIE ICON'S EX OVERCOME WITH GRIEF..

THE TRAFFIC'S A FLIGHTMARE

Glider 'hit road after nosedive'

Eager For beavers

BRING BACK BUCK-TOOTHED ECO WARRIORS

BOFFS: HAVE A LIE-IN AND LIVE LONGER

Extended kips may prevent heart disease

Food of the Angels

OUR FAVE TREATS AS CHILDREN