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1,000 MORE LAGS OUT OF JAILS EARLY

Move to ease crowded prisons

HEMP-IRE BUILDING

Lauren hailed after City comeback win

TOON NOT WORTH WAIT FOR GOALS

Howe unconcerned by the blanks but new faces are needed to revive his side.

NOR WAY THROUGH

Lando loses out in tussle with Max

WILL'S ECO BLOW

Ascot flop bled

Back in Tuch

ENGLAND BOSS MATCH FIT AFTER BODY REBOOT

BOBBY DAZZLER

Sparkling darts legend nicks skaters' cool look

Clarkson's harm

JEREMY Clarkson said he'd had a \"S*** week\" after being plunged into a double near-death drama.

GIG TICKETS ..SUM YOU MIGHT PAY

FANS would know a ticket's price straight away under a proposed law tabled following the Oasis backlash.

KNIT WITS!

Gen Z's latest fad is oldies' woolies

TAKE YOUR MARKS, GET SET, & GO-BOT!

Robot's speed record so slow

Love pours for hero Chris

SHOCK AT CYCLE CHAMP'S BLEAK CANCER DIAGNOSIS

FIR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Bugs to wreck Xmas

I might be late, boss

HURRICANE-force Storm Ashley was this morning set to trigger rush-hour chaos and a surge in sickies - as workers claim blocked roads mean they can't get to the office.

PIE-GELLA

TV cook swaps posh nosh for festive Greggs

MI6 FEARS 'BOOST' IN UK TERROR

Hamas 'may widen attacks'

GUARD OF HONOUR

Pep vowing to do things the right way when his time's up

HAMERICAN DREAM

Lew hopes to thank his lucky stars and stripes in Austin.

BUDDY BLOW

Friendship out window as Azim tackles pal Ohara

Dump the junk

GOOD FOOD FUELS KIDS' FUTURES

DEL BOY'S ROLES FOR OLD BOYS

Sir David's fight for 'mature' faces on TV

LAZY SODS

Making bed is a nightmare for Gen Z

LOST ORDERS

Pubs set to be wiped out in 50 years

Trumps grin & bear it

DONALD Trump is all smiles next to his wife Melania as they make a rare public appearance together.

A BASHING OFF STORM ASHLEY

80mph gusts, blackouts fear

WE'RE NOT UP FOR THE CUPPA

Oh the shame of it.. How has tea-loving UK become a nation of LATTE drinkers?

Hounds of love

EVOLUTION IS MAKING DOGS MORE CUDDLY

Army of fans pay respects to hero

STANDING yards from where Liam Payne fell to his death, it is impossible not to be struck by the grief that still hangs heavy in the air.

Cheryl: Let him rest in peace

GIRLS Aloud singer Cheryl has described the death of her former partner Liam Payne as an \"earth-shattering event\" in a post on Instagram.

COWELL:I FEEL EMPTY

'I am devastated, heartbroken.. I want you to know how much love and respect I have for you. Every tear I've shed is a memory of you'