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Luddites on the line! Rail firm sends its drivers faxes*

*WHAT PEOPLE USED IN THE 1980S BEFORE EMAIL

Some days it's impossible to hold back tears

BUT SICK ALI VOWS: 'I'LL BE BACK'

OBE won't be gong for long, Ben..

STOLEN HONOUR BOOST FOR CELEB

RATS INVADE HOMES AS COLD WEVVA HITS

Furry pests moving in

Termin-ATE-or

RAP STAR IN DOOMSDAY BOT THEORY

GIANT LEAK..

Boff: Evacuate the space station NOW

DONALD DUMP

Angry Trump rubbishes Biden jibe

Nursery Crime

KIDS' SONGS CHANGED TO STOP OFFENDING PEOPLE

Paloma Faithful

SINGER SET TO TAKE ON TRAITORS

MORE TAX RISES ON THE WAY WARNING

Expert predicts another round of hikes

TEN TIMES BETTERAT

Ruud boys put on a show after Erik axe

RUUUUD AWAKENNING

Bright Van men put Ten Hag era to bed

SARR MAKES ANGE HAPPY

Postecoglou allowed to beat City

HOWE'S THAT FOR STARTERS

Isak helps Toon finally click into gear

CODY'S A CRACKER

Gakpo Slots two away to help Arne progress

KLOPP: I CAN'T KEEP ALL FANS HAPPY

JURGEN KLOPP admits he “didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes” as he addressed the angry reaction to him teaming up with Red Bull.

YOUNG'S GUNS

Ash thrilled to see Toffees cash in on fighting spirit

ITOJE: I WANT TO WIN MORE LIKE LEGENDS

MARO ITOJE will have more England caps than Martin Johnson by Saturday night but insists he is way behind the World Cup legend in the numbers that matter.

LIV THE DREAM

Liam urges young stars to seize moment

CENTRAL PARKER

Kiwi brute puts himself in frame to face Dubois

COLTS TURN BACK CLOCK WITH FLACCO

INDIANAPOLIS have turned back the clock, naming 39-year-old veteran Super Bowl winner Joe Flacco as their starting quarterback in a bid to save their season.

BRIGHT YOUNG THING

England star Dom is thriving Down Under

Big Mac update gives you power

TWO NEW MACHINES ARRIVE

TIM'S SILO LINK TO COVID FEARS

TIM Robbins said TV series Silo was a hit because it mirrored people’s time during Covid lockdowns.

CONFETTI KID

Biz blooming for 6yo Ezra

GABY GEARED UP TO BE TELLY HOST

GABY Roslin slept in clothes she could wear on Blue Peter in the hope she would wake up as a presenter.

Heat and 2 veg

MALE CONTRACEPTIVE DEVICE IS A £1M FLOP

EX 'SPY' SOLDIER 'PROUD PATRIOT'

A FORMER British soldier accused of passing secrets to Iran has told a court he is a \"patriot\" who is \"against\" the Middle East country.

Turin Shroud face 'is from a carving'

BOFFS SAY IT NEVER TOUCHED JESUS

Chris is laughing all way to bank

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