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Thanks but no planks

I'M A CELEB AXES HIGH-RISE STUNT

RIGHT TO BUY BYE

BUY BYE Rayner set to ditch scheme

TANGTASTIC

Japhet helps Lions floor another high-flier

745 GUYS

Logan eager for cross-code MND fundraiser to grow

ONE TO WATCH

Powell fancies a Gold run

MIKE KEEPING IT CLEAN FOR MUM

Singer: No sex scenes in my book

Girls are standing by Sarah

CHARITY HIT REVAMP

Luke £1m bullseye!

TEEN CLOSING IN ON THE JACKPOT

9 MILLION BRITS ARE CRIMINALS

‘Brush with law’ epidemic

Going wild for Bet Lynch look

STARS LOVE PURR-FECT GEAR

PORN FREE

Kim troops web frenzy

Happy feat

KING PINGU SWIMS RECORD 2,100 MILES

Ava to be top of the crocs..

VOICE CHAMP WANTS 'ACE VENTURA HOME'

CHOKER COLA

Cheeky supermarket copies Coke's Christmas ad

BY GUM, IT'S JUST DENTAL FOR LAGS

Fast track for cons as NHS Brits go without

SIR KEIR: KEEP ON TAKING FREE GEAR

PM's rules for ministers amid donor scandal

Majorca: Let's kick out 40% of British

SPANISH TO SEND TOURISTS PACKING

THE FUTURE IS ORANGE

Manbaby Donald's US election triumph

I'm no tricky dicky

KEOGHAN: NO FAKERY IN MY WILLY SCENE.. THAT'S ALL ME

30P LEE: SOZ I'M A BULLY

LEE “30p” Anderson said sorry to the House of Commons after breaking the rules on bullying and harassment.

BEWARE NEW NEIGHBOURS

Amorim shows he's ready to muscle in on City's patch

ALIVE AND CHIPPING

Diaz treble blows away Alonso's men

BUK'S FIZZ

BUKAYO SAKA insists Arsenal have not lost any belief that they can win major silverware this season.

WINDIES OF CHANGE

Sam hopes top displays will force Test chiefs to think again

OPEN JAW POLICY

Stars can challenge me says Borthwick

DON'T ZAP ALIENS

Lawyer fears US will trigger space war

Alan Bates versus Keir the clown!

NO REPLY OVER P.0. COMPO

PJs in public

‘COSY & CAREFREE’

COMMUT-AAH!

Workers miss the drive & zoning out

Hero Hoy: My living nightmare

STAR'S CANCER HELL