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SLOTTED IN PERFECTLY

Seamless transition from Klopp has fans dreaming

THE BIG REVEAL

Now's the time for Conor to let full truth be known

Gull air support for rat invasion

BIRDS CAUSE DISTRACTION

Vincent van Bot sells pic

'ARTIST' MAKES HISTORY AT AI PORTRAIT AUCTION

AN APPLE A DAY

Getting_pupils off to healthiest start

GREAT CATCH

Beefy thanks pals for saving his life in Oz

GREY BRITAIN

18 minutes of sunshine in 11 days

CHIMPS GO APE FOR A CROWD..

Boffins: They love to show off

KAWA SICKIE

Virus stay indoors call

BEER'S FLAT

Spending at boozers slumps as hard-up Brits cut down on pints

BAN ON TRUMPY RUMPY PUMPY

'Sex strike' for US women after election

MAD VLAD: I AM A PUSSYCAT.. HONEST

'West asks me to scare them'

Cheers..to great Del and Rodders reunion!

PAIR TIPPED TO MEET ON SCREEN

TITCH: NO BRIT FOOD IN FUTURE

Gardener warning over farms

DIALLO IS TWO GOOD

Brilliant Amad is United's rare jewel

TURKEY SHOOT

Ange is angry as Spurs self-destruct

TIZZ IS THE BIZZ

JPR is the One in Haldon Gold Cup

Goldfish saved by cancer op

MERLIN IN TUMOUR SURGERY FIRST’

LILY: CHAT'S WAY TO WIN BUST-UP

AI tool gives singer edge over hubby

Cheap as chippy

LUCKY CUSTOMERS' FISH SUPPER FOR 1p

OH, BOG OFF

Scrubbing loo is voted the worst job by Brits

CHINESE BOFFINS BUILD DEATH STAR

Beam wipes out enemy satellites

Einstein's theory of sexuality

VERY RAUNCHY LOVE LETTERS TO MISSUS

E GOT CAUGHT!

Cheeky biker’s nabbed for number plate stunt

I REMEMBER LIFE BEFORE I WAS BORN

New phenomenon of the 'pre-birthers'

How Barlow can you go?

POP STAR'S 6FT 2IN SON IS AN INTERNET HIT FOR BEING TALLER THAN DAD

ONLY FAN

No other supporters in the away end as Steven sees adopted team win 3-0

Mrs Poppy's now one in £1million

VOLUNTEER'S 80TH YEAR OF SERVICE

BEEFY: MY CROCS & SHARKS TERROR

Brush with death after fishing slip

E.T: PHONE DONALD

Alien truth will be out there if Trump gives OK