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Charles farmer wanted

KING Charles is looking for a shepherd to help look after his 2,000 sheep - but they must own a dog.

So, you talkin' to me, Kaleb?

JEZ: MY FARM CHIEF CLUELESS

GAB FAB

Arteta flies high after an 'ugly' victory

OSCAR'S WINNER

McLaren making moves

HARRY GETS CRACK AT JOS JOB

HARRY BROOK will lead England in the one-day series against Australia.

BOXING FEATHER DUSTERR

Josh sweats on IBF call over world title shot

O'BRIEN PLOT

Star stayer Kyprios has possible Paris date

FOOTBALL ULTRAS TAKE ON THE MOB

Fear revenge attack could stoke a war

Bingo win send off

SON'S £20K FOR LOCAL 'POP' STAR

CRIMBO CRAZY

Festive time is loved by adults as much as kids

GARLIC BREATH? IT'S VERY SEXY

Stinky veg spices up your love life

SHY CHAP & BRO DO AN OASIS?

William's 'happy birthday' olive branch

COST OF BEING LOST IN SPACE

2hr workouts ..dirty clothes and dried grub

SUMMER'S NOT DONE

Toasty 10 days with 600-mile heat dome

007 SKYFAIL

Spy chiefs recruiting GCSE flops

GUNSHOTS AT TRUMP GOLF CLUB

2nd 'assassination attempt'

CRACKERS

I don't know code says last man to floor Pep at Etihad

PROUD OF MY BUYS

Howe defends his record

I'LL SWITCH ON DE LIGT

Erik pins faith in £42m buy after Dutch horror show

SHANE HOMES IN ON GLORY WITH RORY

SHANE LOWRY has set his sights on a Sunday showdown with Rory McIlroy after the headline attractions played their way into contention at the Irish Open.

NEW CAR SMELL

Horner kicks up a stink at Aston Martin's antics

Chill out in Greenland

NATION'S -50C HOLIDAYS

FLINTOFF TV TEEN IN TRAGIC DEATH CRASH

A TEEN who starred in Freddie Flintoff's Field Of Dreams show has died in a car crash.

Clegg gives Musk a slap in the Facebook

SIR NICK JIBE AT 'X' CHIEF

BECKS' TEARS AT SVEN GRAVESIDE

Farewell to ‘kind, strong' Three Lions boss

CAMERA, LIGHTS, FOAM & ACTION!

Chris fears mishaps in his routines

NAME'S BOND..BIFFY BOND!

Writer based 007 on sailor spy chum called Dunderdale

Larry the cat is innocent OK?!

CLAWS OUT FOR MINISTER WHO HATES No10 MOUSER

BLADES SHOW DROPPED BY THE BBC OVER WIFE CHARGE

Repair Shop star appears in court

That's shoebiz!

TWO RIGHTS ALL WRONG FOR ALFIE AT TV AWARDS