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7 years lost washing_up and cooking

BRITS' KITCHEN NIGHTMARE

HELLZ BELLZ

Gen Zers too scared to pick up blower miss out at work

WHO ARE BREW

Rock legend Pete's tea and biccies to beat depression

£200 noisy cockerel fine

COCK-A-DOODLE-DON’T FOR NEIGHBOURS

My fat belly won't let me lose weight

BODY ‘REMEMBERS’ DIETS & ZAPS THEM

AI BOFFS WAR

Will psycho bots turn on human haters? AI firms urged to prepare

NASA 'drowned aliens on Mars'

VIKING WATER TEST RISK TO LIFE'

Tattoo are ya

WAYNE GOT COL INKING AT 17 BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL HER NAME

JEZ: I'M NOT HERE TO CUT MY TAXES

Clarkson fury at BBC on farmers' demo

FLAKED OUT

Big chill is turning us into sleep ZOMBIES

I'm Zo sad to go

£950k BALL QUITS R2 & MATE SCOTT TAKES OVER

KYIV FIRE US-MADE MISSILES

Strike big step towards WW3\"

BIDEN'S LEAVING GIFT IS..WORLD WAR 3

Russia warning over missiles..

MAKE A MARC WITH AMORIM

MARCUS RASHFORD has been told to use the arrival of new manager Ruben Amorim to save his Manchester United career.

A SAD BAD SITUATION..

and it's getting more absurd

HULK OBAN

Oh brother, Elliott's going places

HE'S A JOE STOPPER

Rodon's nifty at 50 says boss Bellamy

LUKEIN' GOOD

Littler backing himself to Power past Taylor

JOS' GIANTS

Buttler needs Ben 'n Joe back

COULD YOU BE THE NEW HANNIBAL?

Seven signs of a serial killer

BIBLE BASHERS

Church's wrestlers attract the faithful

BRITS GET STIFF UPPER LIP SICK

'Bottling our feelings can exhaust us

FOUR FOUR Wooo

‘Spooks jinxing footie club'

CHEATING BILLS

Action call as energy costs rise in January

Bot could go wrong

CREEPY HUMANOID: 'TRUST US'

WHITE ALERT

Fears of icy Arctic -7C temperatures

Luke's double scoff

DARTS ACE'S CURRY AND CHOCS GRAND SLAM MEAL

BRIT SMASHERS CAN DO NO WRONG

EMMA RADUCANU and Katie Boulter blew away defending champions Canada to help Great Britain reach the Billie Jean King Cup semi-finals.

Hit for six

Matching Seve's total leaves Rory emotional

ALL CUT UP

Billam-Smith is bloody marvellous in defeat