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BETHELL COCKING A DEAF 'UN TO OUTSIDE NOISE

SPIRIT OF THE BLITZ

England won't take backward step despite losses says Slade

LEAD STINGER

Pinehurst pain still naunting Rory

SARAH'S DONKEY HORROR

Strictly star hauled through sand' on hol

GOOGLE SEARCH HACK WARNING

Top tips to avoid malicious ad clicks

SEX? I'D RATHER CUDDLE THE DOG

Pets have now become 'woman's best friend*

PEE IN SHOWER IS GOOD FOR US

And it's great for planet

Bake Off Pru: Kill the crows

TELLY STAR HAS HIT LIST

WE'LL SOON BE TALKING ORCA

TV Steve: Killer whale banter coming

A great actor & husband & friend

'HUGE LOSS' OF TV LEGEND

TREE TIME

Get your baubles out.. this weekend is now the big day for going all festive at home

Tata-ramasalata!

SAD TARQUINS MAY HAVE TO EAT FISH PASTE

LOYAL TO ME? YOU'RE HIRED

Trump picks golf buddy to sort out Middle East, Musk to cut budgets and some bloke off telly to run defence

Shy German nudist hide their schnitzels

CLOTHES BACK ON THANKS TO SOCIAL MEDIA

BIG EARS TO BIG FEARS

Beeb's dilemma as host with most signs off

BOKS CLEVER

Corbus: We're smart at getting job done

JUMPING GINO

Henderson's star novice hurdler to go chasing

Good news ..gel cures hangovers

*BUT IT ALSO STOPS YOU GETTING TIPSY, SO WHAT'S THE POINT?

ALE CAESAR

BEER boffs reckon gladiators and Roman soldiers were regularly half-cut on light fruity lager.

ARMANGEDDON

Looks like lads' days numbered, says boff

IN FLAP TO SEE TANAGER

HUNDREDS of birdwatchers headed to a cul-de-sac to catch a glimpse of a rare bird.

BEEB GAVE GARY BOOT

£1.3m payday end amid 'contract row with broadcast giant

THE WORLD'S Strongest scan

GUY NETS £25K BILL FOR CLAIM

LETTUCE IS BACK IN No10

Thank your stars it's for her stage debut

I'M A ROO TOO!

McGuigan's links to Wazza family

HUMBUG!

We lose our Xmas spirit by age of 12

EX-LABOUR AIDE: TREAT FARMERS LIKE MINERS

PM hits back at Blairite who called for Thatcher tactics

Wok star Ken: Ducks give me a hard stare

IS IT BECAUSE I'VE COOKED THOUSANDS?

WELBY QUITS OVER ABUSE

Archbishop didn't report paedo

IN THE FIRING LINE

Five bosses fighting for their futures