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BUZZ CUT DANGER!

Unclean barbers warning

Done for the road

CARGO ROBBED

ROMAN THUGS

Gladiator fans loved a tear-up

VAMPIRE RATS

Whiffy garlic is best way to get rid of vile vermin

Church folk want device intervention

ROBOT JESUS HEARS CONFESSION

We're all going on a UFO holiday

SUN SEA & E.T. FOR BRITS

A titan of the Labour movement

'2 JAGS' LOYAL & FEARLESS

UNDESERVED

No bonus for water bosses

Reverend prays for Christmas number 1

REVEREND And The Makers have ditched their politics and social commentary to make a claim for the Christmas No1.

BOFFIN: I KNOW BIGFOOT'S ALIVE

And he's really a very smart monkey

Rise of the eco worrier

NOT EASY BEING GREEN

ANT: I AIN'T SO KEEN ON DEAN

DJ too wimpy at trials

I SHOULD COCO

Hancock tells probe: I got it right on Covid

At last! Truth about THAT fishing trip..

GAVIN & STACEY BOSSES HINT AT XMAS SHOCKS

Creepy Jez or Orange Manbaby?

CREEPY Jeremy Clarkson could be Britain's Donald Trump if he entered politics, as the Daily Star revealed yesterday.

Alert as snow blizzards and gales to strike

TORRENTIAL rain, snow blizzards and 70mph winds are set to batter Britain as weather forecasters warn people to beware of incoming Storm Bert.

THE FURY OF BERTIE

Be a human hedgehog & hibernate to dodge winter

Wine bluffs

WE FIB OVER OUR LOVE OF CLASSY VINO

UK ARMY READY TO FACE VLAD

Army chief: We'll defend allies

GUITAR TRUMPS £10,000

ORANGE Manbaby president-elect Donald Trump is trying to make some cash on the side by flogging signed guitars for up to £10k.

Are You A Sleep Zombie?

Brits get just six hours kip a night

SMOKE ALARM

Pep stay leaves rivals fearing they'll be close but no cigar

RUBIK'S CUBE

Old boys have say as Amorim bids to solve United puzzle

MOVE OVER SNARLING

Craig staying cool as Wales hit the heights

KEEP CALM AND CURRY ON

Coach Andrew tackles Tom's KO headaches

GRAND PLAN

GRAND PLAN Greenall’s special mission for Iroko

Cash is no longer king

92% OF US USE PLASTIC TO PAY OUR BILLS

Mother's fury over Rust gold

BALDWIN’S DEATH PROFIT

Charity chiefs blast Capt Tom daughter

PUBLIC 'MISLED' OVER DONATIONS

US will soon own every Prem team

WREXHAM AND LASSO SPARK BIDS