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Razor: Wright nicked my ads

MY NAME IS THE BEST A MAN CAN GET!

DYCHE'S ROLLIN'

Sean plots steady rise

CRAZY HORSES

Joorabchian's drive to rock the establishment

ROOKIE DUEL

Catterick clash for apprentice crown

KATIE'S AIRPORT TECH FACE ACHE

KATIE Price has had so much cosmetic work done, airport passport machines don’t recognise her.

We want revenge

DRIVEN BY SPITE FOR PAYBACK

Indiana Bones

BOFFS FIND SKELETONS WITH CHALICE IN CRYPT

STRICTLY CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

TV host in shock split from wife

Fined £100 for dropping shop receipt

MUM 'FELT CRIMINAL'

MOULD ONES ARE THE GOOD ONES!

UN urged to protect all fungi

Three Lions David slams Tuchel row

‘MUM FLED NAZI GERMANY I'M OK WITH_HIM’

SPOTTED: LYNX ON SCHOOL RUN

Dad watched big cat in woods.. in Kent

Meetings misery

WHAT STAFF HATE MOST AT WORK

SLADE HERO SIGNS THEM SAME WAY EVERY YEAR

SLADE HERO SIGNS THEM SAME WAY EVERY YEAR

HEARTBROKEN PAL HORAN STEPS OUT

NIALL Horan looks devastated as he steps out for the first time since his band mate Liam Payne's death in Argentina.

HIS LIFE IS IN DANGER

911 call: Star is off his head on drugs & alcohol and destroying his room

Miranda Fart

COMIC LET RIP ON HUBBY DATE

REACH FOR THE STARS

Tuchel aims high as he vows to deliver Three Lions glory

LITTLE BRITON

German Tuchel believes love of all things English gives him an edge

The FA have put their trust in a man who could start a row in an empty room

BUCKLE UP FOR A WILD RIDE WITH 'THE RULEBREAKER'

SPIN CLASS

Duckett and Co taught a lesson

KING OF THE HILLI

Prop at top of his game still

Elvis blamed for death of his daughter

'TRAUMA' OF LISA MARIE

BRITALIANS!

Bring on 'la dolce vita' of food, passion and relaxing

Super soaker

GALES AND FLOODS WILL END THE WEEK

VLAD KID CAT BAN..

West plot to dehumanise young

DAN'S DIRE REAR

I keep bog rolls in the fridge after a vindaloo

'I'm sorry I have a German passport.. but I want to make dreams come true

3 LIONS ROLE IS 'HONOUR' FOR TUCHEL

CHECK RACH!

Riddle of Chancellor Reeves' teen chess prowess

Can't get better than a quick keep fitter..

20 SECONDS OF EXERCISE BEATS GYM WORKOUTS