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Osman: I'll fight Jake for £100M

RICH FANCIES CHANCES IN BOXING BOUT

CHARLES: HIS HEART GOES OUT

King meets Southport survivors

JAMIE AND HIS MAGIC TOUCH

Vard lesson in finishing for Ange ball

CASE FOR THE DEFENCE

Haaland vows to fire City to another title

ROVER DRIVE

Delaney backing rockin’ Robins to motor forward

DAN TO BAZZLE

Lawrence the perfect fit

Biggus Dricus

CHAMP WEIGHS UP ‘POATAN’

ROAD RAGE

Flyovers create a living nightmare

Robot 'coaches'

'MACHINES WILL READ YOUR MIND'

KILLER SLOTH BUG SLOWLY SPREADS

Boffins batfled by spike in deadly disease

I hear you're all sober now father

DRINKS OUT IN IRELAND

Den's dream 90s

PARTY DAYS OVER AFTER PHONES HIT

SO WHO FANCIES A 25 HOUR DAY?

Moon drift could lead to change

UNCLE ALBERT TO SAVE PUBS

Only Fools-style singalongs can fill bars again’

ALIEN IMPLANTS IN OUR BRAINS

Pentagon experts UFO claims

9% JUMP IN ENERGY BILL FROM OCTOBER

THE average household energy bill is set to rise by 9% in October.

TRUMP SWIPES SWIFTY'S GIRLS

AI fakes posted in bid to claim star’s support

MADD FOR IT

ANGE POSTECOGLOU has urged James Maddison to use his England Euros heartache to relaunch his Tottenham career.

Minch perfect

ELLIOT HAS ROVERS SITTING PRETTY

GREAT MOOD

Invincible Saq ends the Brave resistence

The ROCK is absolutely Smashing it

HE'S got the live action remake of Moana in the works.

Fisherman's tail

KNOCKED OUT BY FREAK WHALE SLAP

Power shower ballads

WE CAN SING 'DARN GOOD'

Bananas saved

BOFFS HALT FUNGUS IN FAVE FRUIT

FARM MORE THAN EVER!

Clarkson show makes young want tractor job

WHAT IS YOUR POISON, VLAD?

Assassination warning

BREW MUST BE HAVING A LAUGH

Customers ask builders to do THEM a cuppa

Woohoo Child

HENDRIX GHOST HAUNTS STUDIO

ALIEN MUMMIES' PHONE IMPLANTS

'Ufologist' claims ETs found in Peru able to call home

Brits get fit for sunbed war

IN TRAINING TO BEAT OPPOSITION FOR AWAY MATCH