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'Singer' Gazza: I haven't foggiest

STAR HAD LYRICS HELP ON NO.2 HIT

TERROR LAW FOR ABUSERS

Crackdown on women haters

Arteta can't finish empty handed

MIK HAS TO PICK POCKET OF PEP

HOWE GOOD

Toon boss sure side can still do amazing things

KRUISE CONTROLLING THE PRESSURE

WIGAN'S Kruise Leeming insists the struggling champions can handle the heat ahead of a \"massive\" Magic Weekend.

HEAVEN AND ELLAND

Sam keeping the faith on outing to The Church

BOP IDLE

Chris should have been hitting opponents... not Vegas casinos

TICKET TOUTS OF IN HACKS OF THE DAY

Cyber criminals use bot raiders in £50m scam

'YOU SICK SUD'

Fury as antiques dealer flogs Jimmy Savile washing powder

Giant leap for live streaming

TUNE IN FOR ASTRONAUTS FROM MOON

1 BLOB MEDIUM RARE 'N' CHIPS

Lab-grown pink jelly 'to replace Sunday roasts

'SHOOT ME UP WITH BIG ONE'

Perry's deadly drugs binge in his final hours

POLICE FARCE!

'Failing' Met blasted by forces watchdog

BRITS LOVE A BACKSTABBER

Bitchy ranters have more friends

Dad jokes are

JESTERS 'GET ON WITH THE KIDS BETTER'

KUNG PHEW

Bruce Lee pants and weapons go under hammer

FORMULA MILK COST 'CONCERN'

Prices rise 25% in two years

Toffees trial run for Dele

SEAN DYCHE has told Dele Alli he must prove he is fit enough before Everton will consider offering him a chance to resurrect his career.

GO ON MY SON

Clarets' baby Dinho deal

HAIL KING ARTHUR!

Cameron salutes boss Brad's magic touch

BROAD SAYS POSITIVITY IS NEEDED

STUART BROAD insists England must put a positive spin on being without captain Ben Stokes for the rest of the summer period.

ECO WARRIOR

Haggas star dazzles in Deauville on return

Waitress wins £41k winking boss payout

JUDGE RULES SHE WAS A VICTIM OF SEX HARASSMENT

HERE WE GROAN

Footie fans in a funk for hours after losing

LISSIE: FURY NOT MY BABY'S DAD!

Influencer denies internet rumours

HOW MUCH WILL THIS MORON PAY?

Text revealed as 5 charged over Perry death

LET WILD WOLVES LOOSE IN BRITAIN

Roaming predators to boost 'rewilding plan

I'm a Celebkitty..get miaowt of here

'CATS BETTER AND COOLER THAN DOGS'

THE CREEPIEST DOLL IN WORLD

'Jilted bride' ghost savages blokes

FOX OFF!

Chris blasts hunters' bid to be protected as ethnic minority'