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Razor: Doctors gave me just 2 months to live

RUDDOCK SHARP AFTER HEART OP

Ochelympics

DARTS AIM FOR GAMES IN 2028

Household chores make men happy*

BLOKES would be much happier if they did more washing up, boffins claim.

French toasted

TEMPS RISE, STAFF SKIVE

RIOT THUGS FACE 10 YEARS IN JAIL

Shift to heftier charges will `deliver justice'

Rylan: I'm so macho

TELLY STAR: I LOVE BEER AND FOOTIE

CHECK THE GUY ISN'T PREGGERS

Pre-X-ray quiz for fellas

ERLING GETS NOD AT 17-2

City have right tool PLUS Hammers to nail handicap

TAYLOR MADE RETURN

Lyle is ready to shine at his old stomping ground

Abraham Cherries' pick

BOURNEMOUTH will consider a move for Tammy Abraham as they look to replace Tottenham-bound Dominic Solanke.

IT'S A DOM DEAL

Ange hits £65m target as ace Harry returns

Countdown for Ten

PRESSURE ON ERIK IS BUILDING UP

Zzzzzzz TOP

Robins relies on sleeping giants

HENRY HIT BY LATE SERG

French resistance broken by extra-special Camello

Oh yes he is!

PANTO VILLAIN WILL LAP UP THE BOOS

THE LIGHTS FANTASTIC!

Meteor magic to blast across the sky

Worried Trump goes to war on Kamala

SHE LEADS BY 5PTS IN NEW POLL

Eating 60 mice tails ruined my gnashers!

MYLEENE'S BUSHTUCKER HELL

SUMMERWEEN

Craze sees Halloween come 3 months early

FILM LEGEND: WE CAN TALK TO DEAD PETS

GHOSTBUSTERS star Dan Aykroyd believes that people's pets become spirits when they die.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER MOZZIES

Spanish hotspot hit by paralysis cases

James: £1m coke and booze binge 'research'

GUZZLING WINE GOOD PRACTICE FOR MAKING IT

Em's pillow talk has golden touch

EMMA FINUCANE has been sleeping with her Olympic gold medal under the pillow \"like a gift for the tooth fairy\" - but she wants to finish Paris 2024 with a matching pair.

HIGH AS A KITE

Ellie strikes gold with moment of magic

FLOORED

Tebogo bugs Covid-hit Lyles

COMEDYGOLD

Henry's crazy gang gagging for glory

GO ON, MASON

Time to shine as United boss gives Mount a shot

My heart and Ed say stay?

BRUNO IN SPECIAL PLACE

DO YOU KNOW QUEUE I AM?

Rams boss so sheepish over big-time behaviour

GOALY MOSES

Mbye's drop of genius