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Gen Z reviving records

GEN Z music fans are now the driving force behind the resurgence of vinyl.

I'm offaly busy

BUTCHER CLAIMS SALES OF WEIRD CUTS ON THE UP

Em's long goodbye

EMMA RADUCANU crashed out of the Singapore Open in a first-round marathon.

CON JOB

McGregor must focus on new role

Jamie is hated by his hero

TV chef Jamie Oliver's \"hero\" Marco Pierre White \"still doesn't like me at all\".

Tax calls pick-up fiasco

TAX office staff only answer half the number of calls they did a dec-ade ago.

Wynne to take a break

WYNNE Evans will be taking time off from his radio show.

Bayer eye McAtee

BAYER LEVERKUSEN want to raid Manchester City to sign James McAtee on loan.

Sketch by icon for sale

A PREVIOUSLY unknown work by artist John Constable is expected to fetch up to £200,000 at auction.

Sharp turn for century

AN inspirational woman celebrated turning 100 by showing she is as sharp as ever with her party piece of reciting the alphabet backwards.

ZAK ON NEW MISSION

ZAK HARDAKER is past proving a point but says sometimes he just can't help himself.

BAILEY RAPS TV BOYCOTT

KIM BAILEY has hit out at a “ridiculous” planned boycott of broadcast interviews by other trainers unless they are paid.

Chilling fears on hot food

CHUCKING hot leftovers straight into the fridge can spoil other food.

Pleasure Seeker

THERE is no hiding place for the rivals of BLUE SEEKER (3.17 nb) at Wolverhampton tonight.

DISASI DEMAND FOR VILLA

ASTON VILLA were last night in talks to sign Chelsea defender Axel Disasi on loan.

Cancer halt cure on way

A VACCINE to prevent cancer from developing is being created.

Youths keen on dictator

YOUNG Brits want the UK to turn into a dictatorship.

Her sex quiz is a turn-off

MY girlfriend looks for praise constantly. She takes all the fun out of intercourse by demanding a full autopsy. How was her performance? Did she turn me on? Is she the best I've ever had?

We're in an El of a scrap

BILAL EL KHANNOUSS insists Leicester are ready to \"suffer\" and will take their survival fight to the wire if necessary.

FIRED A BLANK

Nil for Prem to fear

It's bum deal for cheat

MY husband cheated on me, so I exacted my revenge.

KNOCK ON WOOD

Mark praying for an end to string of injury woes

Keyboard cowards are vile but horrific abuse of refs is nothing new

HATE HAS ALWAYS PLAGUED SPORT

CALL THE KLOPP

Slot got ex-boss' advice to avoid run-in collapse

Mahomes has the cojones to break Brady record

WHEN Tom Brady called time on his astonishing career, it was impossible to imagine anyone ever coming close to matching his achievements.

Olivia: Have your cake and feet it!

SEXY SERIES IS 'FILTHIEST'

Slot glad to shake off City

ARNE SLOT is relieved Manchester City are not breathing down Liverpool's necks in the title race like they were last season.

RATCLIFFE'S LOST HIS COMMON TOUCH

SUPPORTING Manchester United used to feel like a privilege to those who chose to do it. But now it feels like a burden to those same people.

REAL HAVE THE LICENCE TO KYL

KYLIAN MBAPPE spoke of how \"comfortable\" he is as his hat-trick sent Real Madrid four points clear at the top of La Liga.

KYLE WITNESSES DRAMA GALORE

KYLE WALKER watched his new manager and captain be pulled apart during a furious row at full-time, despite AC Milan snatching a late win.