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SPAM'S NOD TO THE MOD MENU

Star’s campaign is backed with fancy new tasty recipes backed with fancy new tasty recipes

GUESS I'M A CHEAT

Boffin lost for words over hit game sneaks

WAGATHA COLEEN EARNS A CRUSTIE

Rooney refuses to turn page on war

EASY RYDE FOR YANKS

It's a Roman conquest

Our lad Khan be a champ

SON 'BUILT TO BOX'

Dogman: I want pedigree chum

LOVE IS IN THE FUR FOR TOCO

OLDIES HIJACK PARTY SLAND

White Isle going silver as over-50s rock Ibiza

Great White Narc!

GREEDY SHARKS FEAST ont COKE DUMPED IN OCEAN

BE A GROUCH

Doc's orders nothing to moan about

Wot ho, Biggles..it's Wing Charles

CITY HOP'S GREEN FURY

The young glum

NIGE: I ENVY ADE SUCCESS

ASBESTOS A THREAT TO TANKS

Thousands of troops in cancer fear

HILLS ON RAZ

Charlie backs sprinter to strike gold

PADDLE POWER

Zhang's plan to conquer world - in a kayak!

RAYA GUN

David's shooting down his No.1 rival Ramsdale

SPIRIT GUIDE

Bruno demands more fight from United

EZE DOES IT

Seagulls suffer Greek tragedy

STIFF UPPER LIP'S WELLBEING BOOST

BRINGING back the \"stiff upper lip\" would make us all happier

HARDMAN KEMP: I'LL FIX OUR COPS

Ross to rescue with blueprint to revive police

Gordon's lost baby anguish

'BOND' FROM TRAGEDY

FOR YOUR SPIES ONLY

Eye beautician is accused of being agent for Russia

BRAND PROBED BY 'SAVILE SEX SQUAD'

Hydrant' officers helping Met cops

Sting in the gale

STORMS TO PUT WIND UP ASIAN HORNETS

PAYDAY MONEY BLOWN

Third of wage goes in 24hrs

SPAM-A-LOST

Meaty tins out & posh nosh in

Biggles & his Flying Circus

Rishi 'cuts tax' on his helicopters

Les: Let me pop back for a chat..

HE'S AFTER REINCARNATION

Jermaine: I knew you'd want me to batter Coco

JERMAINE Pennant loved punching Matt \"Coco\" Hancock on Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins

IT'S AI MURRAY

Pub Landlord: '70s porn jobs will survive

NO RISE IN BANK RATE

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