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OFF HER TROLLEY

Shopper collects to-do lists

Avocados are out, caviar in

GEN-ZERS are ditching avocados - and coughing up a small fortune to feast on caviar

Bubble trouble

SCARE FOR LUCOZADE ADDICT

SEASY PEASY

Boss's beach of workday

McNugget's a real whopper

SCOTTISH GOLD FIND FETCHES £14K

CORRIE LUCY: WHY DID I QUIT STREET?

Soap star in job crisis

Seagulls to wing it

IT'S NOT HARRY'S GAME

HERO IS KILLED BY 2 XL BULLIES

Trying to save his mum

I've had a blast!

TYRANTS SWAP GUNS

Wetter forecast

AUTUMN RAINS ON THE WAY AFTER A LAST BLAST OF SUN

THE EGGSTRA TERRESTRIAL

Mexican alien was preggers, says Uri

PM RISHI'S AS BAD AS LETTUCE LIZ

'Fun-sponge PM is just a banker'

Oi, Elon! You nicked our footie club logo

DESIGN JUST LIKE TEAM’S SHIRT BADGE

BETO DAYS ARE COMING

Striker promises to repay Toffees fans

THE ADVENTURES OF BATMAN

Superhero Ben to rule the world

ELL'OF A TASK

Daly wary of tricky Japan

GOING OUT ON A HIGH

Clark's victory vow for Wolves farewell

DETTORI'S ARREST!

Frankie finally decides on his St Leger mount

Top of shops

AMAZON FAVOURITE BUYS OVER ITS 25 YRS IN UK

'RINGER' ROW HITS STRICTLY

New series to welcome 8 'experts

Blake: I miss Amy so much..

EX WOULD DO IT ALL DIFFERENTLY TODAY

MINE'S A PINT

£186m beer glass thefts

PARENTS' GOALS FOR KIDS SHIFTS

Work hard but break all the rules

What the fox

MEET DOGXIM - A NEW HYBRID-HOUND SPECIES

NASA: YES, ALIEN LIFE EXISTS IN UNIVERSE

And we just can't explain all these unidentified anomalous phenomena

HS2 chop fear

LINE IS TOO COSTLY

FLOP GUN

Russian pilot fired at RAF plane..war averted because he MISSED

Oh.. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!

BLOKE WEDS SEVEN BRIDES IN ONE DAY

ONE IS AMUSED

Spreading the word of Daily dose of fun

Not a star, man

BEEB'S TALENT SPOTTERS SAID YOUNG BOWIE 'IS A NOTHING'