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A NIGHT OUT WITH NANNY

Bar staff are told: Don't ask 'Same Again?'

MY FEARS FOR BRUCE

Wife: Is he aware? Hard to tell

BRAND: COPS PROBING SEX ATTACK CLAIMS

Detectives investigate allegations

James Bond, licence to be a total plonker

007 FIRST NAME WAS RODDERS..

LIB DEMS' WORDS OF WISDOM..

Lettuce Liz sing-song

IT'S CRASHFORD

Marcus rushes to help after prang

STRICTLY ADAM'S DADS ADDING UP

Actor set to waltz off in the money

MITO MAGIC

De Zerbi's super sub just two good

GRIN 'N TONIC

Eagles joy at Roy return

SON SPIKES ART'S GUNS

New-look Spurs cash in on sloppy rivals

SIX SHOOTER

Lewis' half-year plan to match Max

JOE MUST GO ON

Joyce to fight back from KO

EATY GRIMERS

Brum has the filthiest pubs & eateries in UK

CLARKSON 'NOT A REAL FARMER'

Jezza knows Diddly Squat says minister

Has Gaz ad fill of snacks?

MOTD STAR SUBBED BY CRISP FIRM

AGNES HUGE WIND ALERT

Storm 'disruption' fear

HAIR WE GO AGAIN

World Cup's stars revive mullet style

US awash with alien sightings

DEFENCE chiefs are receiving up to 100 reports a month of close encounters between military personnel and UFOs.

Ramsay back for F-Word roasting

CHEF HAS A MARE ON TELLY RETURN

HICCUP IDIOTS CRIPPLING NHS

Cranks clog up our busy A&Es

PERFECT RHYME

In-form Burke has Doonside in sights

ROB LIFTS WEIGHTS

De Zerbi pick-me-up for players

MADDY WILL BE MISSED

Blades family 'suffering' after tragic loss says boss

LEMON AID

Forget big spending, Poch has secret to Blues revival

SMITH ONLY HAS EYES FOR FAZ

Marcus to make Owen a sight better

BLOWING OUR HORN

Red Bull chief hails the journey to front of grid

RYDING A WAVE

Wildcard call is comfort and joy for Justin

BEN'S BASH

Duckett plans to show his white-ball talent

BREAKING BOARD

Joyce plans to skate back on to world title scene

Sausage, egg, chips beans and a cuddle

CAFE FAVE PLACE FOR 1ST DATE