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SHOW ME THE MANNY

Oscar calling on Garcia to cash in on former great

STAGGERING

Blokes and hens spend £1,200 on party

AL DAD TEST

Pacino: I can't make a baby at 83, can I?

CIA AGENT: I HAD FIGHT WITH ALIEN

Bedroom beast left claw marks

RED DEVILS ON A LOSER

City to win derby final

HE'S A CEREAL KILLER

Weirdos pour tea and coffee on their brekkie

Derbies Day

MANC CUP FINAL & BIG RACE BET RUSH

Alison: I'm finding it hard as love Phillip

TV TEARS AS SCHOFE SAYS HE DID WRONG

CHEERMINATOR

Sorry Arnie, Al bots are not all out to destroy us

BRIT REF'S AIRPORT FOOTIE ABUSE HELL

Angry fans held back by guards

BOZO APPY TO REVEAL COVID TXTS

Former PM defies Government

'One of the most over-rated managers in history'

POCH HAS PLENTY TO PROVE

BROAD SMILES

Five-star veteran Stu fires Ashes reminder

Every little thing he does is MAGIC

WILLIAMS AIMING FOR TYNESIDE TRY PARTY

LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

A PRAYER Norrie looking to Keep the Faith

CHILES REFUSED A MUSHIES TRIP

ADRIAN Chiles says a pal tried to persuade him to take magic mushrooms and watch Family Fortunes.

OFFICIAL: AI A TOP DANGER

Bot risk ‘is serious as a nuclear strike’

BARE FILLS!

Lad’s cheeky garage trip

BRUCE GIRL HELL

Agony over actor’s dementia struggle

POISON DWARF: I'VE NO IDEA WHO I AM

‘Sociopath pretended to be child’

DIDDY IN BOOZE SALES RACE ROW

RAPPER Sean “Diddy” Combs has accused Brit drink giant Diageo of racism.

BEAT THE KILLER HEAT WARNINGS

Red alerts to vulnerable in 40C weather

Firefighter goats are facing axe

GRAZERS TOO COSTLY

YOUR CHIP SHOP'S GETTING BATTERED

Be cod’s gift to fish families

Whatsapp Rishi? Why the lawsuit

BATTLE OVER BOZO TEXTS

MADDIE: CLUES IN NEW DIG

Tests on reservoir objects

TO BOLDLY GO...

Astronauts must bed spin at warp factor

'DAMAGED GOODS' HOLLY SHOULD GO

Ex-telly director says it’s time for a show revamp

SILLY POINT

Cricket fans vent fury at eco-numpties

KYLE TOP OF THE SMILE HIGH CLUB

..and heart-throb Grealish was 13th