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MAN OF WAR

Goodison spark vital in drop battle says Iwobi

CROWN SHOCK

Derby hero mugged by Hukum on comeback

Pools of despair

NOT ALL MERMAIDS ARE AS LOVELY AS DISNEY'S ARIEL ... HERE'S A FEW VERY FISHY WATERS

BROOKIE STAR RUNS OVER 2 GIRLS AGE 12

Soap's Mick blames crash on sun

Reddy to roll

GINGERS LOVE THEIR HAIR COLOUR BY THE AGE OF 20

SOCK IT TO ΈΜ

Fellas prefer fancy meal to footwear and jumpers

Hanky Panky tree axe fury

PALMS CUT DOWN TO STOP ROMPS

WE CAN'T EXORCISE THE DEVIL

Priests 'actually help Satan'

MADDIE COPS IN SEARCH FOR GUN

'Suspect's weapon & camcorder in water'

NOW WE'RE LOW ON FIZZY DRINKS

Wage strike could mean pop dries up

160FT JELLYFISH HEADING FOR UK

Deadly wave drifting in

FATTER CATS

Energy firms' go-ahead to 'bank more profits'

Chefs get in a pickle scoffing weird dishes

TOP chefs are tucking into freaky food combos including putting gherkins in ice cream.

MIGRANTS NEW HIGH

War adds to record levels

HATTERS BOSS ROB NO BIG ED

ROB EDWARDS shrugged off his part in Luton Town's fairy tale, claiming: \"Anyone could have done what I've done.\"

Bernie: Lewis won't bolt

BERNIE ECCLESTONE says he would be surprised if Ferrari pulled off a Formula One coup by signing Lewis Hamilton – and believes it is Mercedes or bust for the British driver

TONGUE TALKS UP ASHES HOPE

JOSH TONGUE almost gave up cricket last year, but has been handed his first England Test call-up instead after standing out for the Lions in the winter

Aces Brit for six in qualifiers

KATIE BOULTER was beaten in French Open qualifying on a bad day for Brits yesterday

BULLY BOY'S ZONED IN ON HALL OF FAME

MICHAEL SMITH aims to join the darts hall of fame tonight but standing in his way is a semi-final clash which is a sequel of his World Championship classic against Michael van Gerwen

EDD COLD

Jones: England means nothing to me now

Five days after finish error

RACHAEL BLACKMORE was yesterday hit with a five-day ban over a controversial ride in which she appeared to ride a finish a circuit too soon

BRANSON... YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

Tycoon's space dream over

BURGER EATING CHAMP IS DEAD

A SINGER who smashed a monster eating challenge and wrote \"I'll sleep now\" on Facebook died days later

UNA: TRUTH ABOUT ME & THE THROUPLE

Ex-fighter Haye 'just a bit of fun'

DESTROY ALASKA, MAD VLAD URGED

A RUSSIAN propagandist has urged Vladimir Putin to bomb Alaska

Will: Pit bulls so friendly

WILL Young says people should hug a pit bull - because the breed are the \"most loving\" dogs he's ever encountered

Humans are evil ..not AI

CALL FOR TECH FIRM SCRUTINY

Er, that's a Noasis then bro

FEUD GETS NASTIER

EL OF A VICTORY FOR UK

THE UK is set to beat Spain to be selected as the site of a new multi-billion pound electric car battery plant

FIND MADDIE'S PINK PYJAMAS

Reservoir hunt extended and dogs called in