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Blur Alex: I've got a big cheesy Beetlebum

EX HELLRAISER HAS 'PILED ON POUNDS'

BASHING FOR BOZO

Rishi ignores his 'honours plea'

KISS AND MAKE UP NEW SIDE

Pep's already got a hol lot of work this summer

WHITE-HOT ROD LIFTS MAN IN BLACK

Spaniard's strike lands Guardiola his holy grail

BAZBALL'S A HOME RUN

Stokes' style can lead the way says Morgan

Lovely feller!

DOG RESCUES OWNER

OW-ZAT!

Warne film romp ends in A&E

Insurance and plates for e-bikes

MPS IN DANGER ALERT

DAM BLAST 'WILL HIT GENERATIONS'

'Worst disaster since Chernobyl'

..She's only gone & found another king in a car park

SIXTH SENSE HELPS QUEST

POPPA-GONE

Curry houses close as tastes move on

FREE BEER (BUT ONLY IF YOU CAN GET TO IT)

Pints lined up at most remote pub

MP MOCKS BOZO THE BABY MAN..

Boris always quick to blame everyone else

CRASH SAUCER LIKE A TARDIS INSIDE

A REAL-life Tardis has crash landed on Earth, a top lawyer claims.

MONSOON MADNESS!

30C heat sparking storms & flooding

JUNGLE KIDS & FAMILY REUNITE

Amazing children survived 40 days before being found

My 111 agony over monster number 2

JAMES GETS BUM'S RUSH

STURGEON ARRESTED

Ex-leader tells of 'deep distress'

NO CRAMPING NOVAK'S STYLE

WORLD NO.1 Carlos Alcaraz blamed nervous tension for causing “full body cramps” as Novak Djokovic triumphed to reach another final.

It's batty to choose flat wickets Ben

PONTING PITCHES IN

MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN?

Nice urner for Ashes

SPAG BULL

Brits keep upsetting Italy by smothering pasta with Tommy K

PERFECT STORM

Pollen bomb on way as 32C heat causes thunder & hay fever boom

BOZO'S DISHONOURS

Outrage as brazen ex-PM hands out knighthoods & damehoods to Tory cronies, Partygate chums.. and even his HAIRDRESSER

DAD STAN NOT MAN FOR LIST

BOZO was reportedly blocked from giving dad Stanley, below left, a knighthood over fears of a widespread backlash.

Yes, clowns are back

TOP clown performers say they’re finally seeing a resurgence in love for the profession.

Crock 'n' roll Rod

I'M A SWING SINGER NOW..

NOW DON'S LOOKING AT 100 STRETCH

7 Fed charges for secrets theft

RAISING THE Milkybar

Kid is now a man as Bowen rules Europe

DIAS: OUR CLEVER DEFENCE WON'T GET INTER TROUBLE

RUBEN DIAS has told Champions League rivals Inter Milan his Manchester City defence will be too intelligent for them.