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Damning evidence

'BOMB CAR' RIDDLE IN FLOOD HORROR

TITANIC TOURISTS MISSING IN SUB

Hunt for Brit & 4 others 12,500ft under Atlantic

SUITS YOU MISS

Blazers & troos are new favourite for Ascot ladies

Zucker punch

BILLIONAIRES ARE SCRAPPING OVER A RIVAL 'TWITTER'

‘Greedy bill rise’ blasted

SOUTHERN Water was last night branded a “disgrace” for proposing to charge customers an extra £279 a year by 2030.

NICE WEATHER ..FOR NASTIES!

Beware blood-sucker horseflies

WHAT A CIRCUS AS BOZO THE CLOWN GETS BOOT

BORIS “Bozo” Johnson was branded “a man child who won’t see that he only has himself to blame” in Commons clashes last night.

PROUD TO BE PUERILE

As Lettuce Liz reveals her fury at being ousted by a bit of salad, we say we're..

Mark: I cheated .. with a ghost

CHELLE’S HUBBY GOT THE WILLIES

A £180M INSULT TO THE TAXPAYER

Pen-pushers trouser over £100k EACH to leave jobs

Snub thy neighbour

STREET PALS TV MYTH

MONSTERS CASTRATE ZEL'S MEN

Prisoners' torture hell

BRITS TAKE PETS TO FOREIGN VETS

Animals get vital aid for less abroad

Blinken 'peace trip' to China

US secretary of state Antony Blinken has arrived in Beijing to try to cool US-China tensions

Blackadder 'was pants'

SIR Tony Robinson says the first Blackadder series could have been more cunning

Girls just wanna have fun

LADS 'CLAIM' HITS

EK OF A TIME

Britt: 70s Bond girls were fun

BREWERS TAKING FIRKIN LIBERTIES

Alcohol levels cut 'to save on tax'

'Difficult actors a dying breed'

SIR Mark Rylance says directors now are not keen on working with \"difficult\" actors

AFRICA PLUME IGNITING 35°C

Record scorcher across world to sweep into UK

SET FOR FRANKIE FRENZY!

Fans to say £15m boozy goodbye

DON'T RULE OUT BORIS!

Gove sidesteps comeback poser

ET spies us like Dave's penguins

STAR: ALIENS’ IMPRESSION OF TV LEGEND

Cock-a-doodle-die!

TRUCKER THROTTLED CROWING COCKEREL

WE'VE BEEN UNRETIRED

OAPS back at work to pay bills

Al'll put out S*** Styles..& Smith

NOEL’S RAGE AT THE MACHINES

Crumby money

PRICE OF BISCUITS (EVEN OWN LABEL VERSIONS) SOARS

Slapstick fun sends crowds into frenzy at sell-out festival

BRITAIN has gone clown mad after a festival for the big-shoed buffoons was a smash-hit.

The Wright stuff

KING HONOURS GREAT & GOOD.. NOT TORY PALS

Record demand for water sees hoses banned

RECORD demand for water has led to the first hosepipe ban of the summer.