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DRIP: I QUIT

£1.6m water chief blamed shortages on the weather

OH I DO LIKE A WALKIES BY THE SEASIDE!

Experts: Your dog deserves a holiday

I'M SO SORRY: COCO GROVELS

'Murderer' chant at inquiry

GET A MOVE ON, HARRY

United outcast must hurry out door to save career

STARC VISION

Miffed Mitch in mood to make England pay

TOUGH CALL

Gundo choker telling Pep he's off to Barca

MURRAY'S BREAK POINT

Andy admits he is one injury from the end

TRY, TRY AGAIN

Tom will play through the Wane barrier

GEL MATADOR

Handy llia so clean and mean

DETTORI IN MELBOURNE CUP FINALE

FRANKIE DETTORI will carry on riding into November after pushing back his retirement date to try to win the Melbourne Cup

Katie on mission to aid prisoners

TV presenter Katie Piper has praised shows such as Coronation Street for showing physical differences, 15 years after she suffered an acid attack

EWE FANCY DI'S £70k SWEATER?

Princess's sheep pattern woolly is up for auction

ANCESTORS HAD TASTE FOR FLESH

Fossil shows a hunger for cannibal life

GIVE 'EM MEL

Bragg's blast at 'misery' of working class

Lioness has her eyes on the ball

RUSSO 'STRONG' FOR CUP BID

SACK BUNGLING MURDER COPS..

Baroness Lawrence new gaffe call

For flip's sake!

COOKING BBQ BURGERS IS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG

PANIC ON TRAM AS KNIFE NUT KILLS MAN

Fresh horror hits Nottingham

THE FAST SHOE

Fella in high heels does 100m sprint in just 12.82 secs

MISSING MUM NIC DROWNED

Inquest told she died in icy river after few seconds

I'D GIVE THE TEA A MISS..

Mad Vlad wants Prigo dead after mutiny scare

The Incredible Sulk

DETTORI: I'VE A ROOM AT HOME.. JUST FOR MOPING

STOP GREEDY PRICE HIKING

Hunt bid to tackle inflation

Buzz about sale

THE legendary snap of Buzz Aldrin standing on the Moon, with Neil Armstrong reflected in his gold-plated visor, is up for sale

SWIMMING IN RAW SEWAGE

Henley Regatta alert over filthy water

ART'N SOUL

Mikel magic lifted club with 'no feeling' out of doldrums

5-STAR LIAM IS FAZTASTIC

Peet praises veteran skipper

SECS ON THE BRAIN

Record a dream come true for zippy Zharnel

HUKUM HAS KING GEORGE IN HIS SIGHTS

HUKUM will be aimed at the King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Stakes after being withdrawn from the Hardwicke Stakes at Royal Ascot last Friday.

I REALLY NEED A C**KSMITH

Hammer smash to willy lock