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'I DON'T GIVE A F*** IF YOU ARE OFFENDED: I'LL SEND YOU A TV REMOTE

MRS Brown’s Boys star Brendan O’Carroll has told offended snowflakes to f*** off!

ABUSE POWER

Energy prices fall but bills will stay high

Torres is re-Unai-ted

PAU TORRES has agreed to join his former boss Unai Emery at Aston Villa.

MADD TO GO

James can be ideal fit for want-away Kane

NO-FEAR FENTON GETS HIS CALL

HUDDERSFIELD boss lan Watson says teenage prop Fenton Rogers is ready for Super League - because he's been telling him so for two years.

HOT ASH

Wolves just cannot handle Handley

Singer Mae let herself wallow

EUROVISION star Mae Muller \"cried so much\" for an entire day after she came second from bottom.

MADGE FAMILY FEARED WORST

Close-to-death Madonna rushed to intensive care

SAUCER IN THE SEA

Tiny spheres at crash site of space rock

BEE ARMY LOVES SWARM WEATHER

Sizzling heat creates a buzz

DOCTOR: GYM DOESN'T FIX IT

You burn same calories watching telly

Lily: Idol set was so safe

LILY-Rose Depp says she \"never felt more respected or safe\" than while filming The Idol's sex scenes.

Try doing something useful like this, nerds

PROBE'S BID TO GO DEEP

Maddie 'didn't scream'

THE prime suspect in Madeleine McCann's disappearance said she \"didn't scream\" when she was kidnapped, it has been claimed.

BOFF OFF!

Protest all you like, will keep calling a boffin a boffin

Fury at cheese 'rip-off'

CHEESE prices have risen at the big four supermarkets despite falls in the cost of milk at farm gates, a report has revealed.

Chocalock.. Dairy Milk behind bars

TREATS HIT BY SHOP THIEVES

Bank in snub to Garage

NIGEL Garage claims his bank accounts have been closed.

Bozo's backers blasted

EIGHT of Boris \"Bozo\" Johnson's backers have been blasted for putting \"improper pressure\" on the probe into whether he lied to MPs over Partygate.

RWANDA MIGRANT PLAN IS TORN UP

Appeal judges rule scheme is 'unlawful'

BIG PROMISES, LITTLE DONE..

RISHI Sunak's five key pledges for the year are increasingly on shaky ground.

Dancing Queen RULES!

ABBA'S 1976 HIT IS STILL NATION'S No 1 FLOOR FILLER

WATER FIRMS' DRIPPING HELL

Now FIVE may need a bailout

FLIRTY HARRY

Kane must show if he is about medals or records

SLICED 'EM IN HARV

Lee lads dump Germans thanks to Ell of a finish

KOREANS ARE ALL A YEAR YOUNGER!

Star striker Son shoots down to 30

HUW: MY FEAR OF BEING TWIT

Social media anguish of newsreader

Keys weds his girl's ‘best pal'

LOVE RAT RICHARD TIES KNOT

I SKIPPED CLASS FOR 20 YEARS!

And I'm the teacher

Nigel: I bluff my Dr role

CASUALTY star Nigel Harman says he doesn’t “have a clue” what he is doing when he pretends to be a medic in the soap