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Mixed troubles

WIMBLEDON HIT BY PROTESTS AND RAIN

Sparklife!

BLUR'S FAMILY FIGHTS BRING 'NEW BABY' INTO THE WORLD

Jet stab victim's stitches

A PASSENGER stabbed a man with a wine bottle bought on board a British Airways flight.

It's baby No.2 for Meghan

MEGHAN Trainor has had a second baby with her husband Daryl Sabara

TIME WARP

We 'live in 30s'.. now everyone's copying us

Fingerprint DNA clue to Suzy's killer

TESTS WILL SOLVE CASE’

Hills are alive.. with the sound of wokies

NAZI WARNING FOR MUSICAL

WORK'S A BEACH

Grab a deck chair, sun hat & laptop

PPE PRATS

Billions wasted on useless masks, Still not ready for next pandemic

TOM: I'LL BE ACTION HERO INTO MY 80S LIKE INDIANA

TOM Cruise wants to copy Harrison Ford and keep making action movies until he’s 80

COMMONS CULTURE IS STILL TOXIC

Sex-pest MPs prey on staff

LAY OF THE HAA LAND

Erling gives Szoboszlai a guide to the North West

SMILE EMILE

Lee keeps pressure off Smith Rowe

MURRAY HURRY

Child's play for Andy as he sweeps aside mate Ryan

Meta's war on Twitter

FACEBOOK boss Mark Zuckerberg has launched a social media war on rival Elon Musk.

Shoe-personic

OASIS FURY AT FLYING FOOTWEAR

AUSSIE PM: STAY IN CREASE MATE

Rishi sent Ashes row message

TOURISTS FLEE SPAIN SEA PONG

SICKENED tourists are fleeing holiday beaches in Spain after an invasion of stinky algae.

TV FIONA: I HAVE GOT DEMENTIA

Alzheimer's agony at 62

Arnie's fears as Al now a reality

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger has warned the AI that brought Terminator to life has “become a reality”.

Vlad, I was just looking for traitors

EMPTY CLAIM OF YEV THE BOTTLER

'Allo 'Allo! Brexit just a big booby

SITCOM MADE US KNOCKERS OF EURO PLAN

Kammy: I am on the mend

TREATMENT SPEECH AID

'ARROGANT & OUT OF TOUCH'

Fury at Tory's food bank slur

Ant & Dec: Let's get Ready to Rumble

DUO BRING BACK 90s TV FAVOURITE

£900K FOR WATER BOSS FAILING LESS

Bonus if she cuts sewage

ROY WANTS HIS EAGLES TO FLY

ROY HODGSON is targeting a top-half Premier League finish next season after extending his stay as Crystal Palace manager.

Mason debut in sight

MASON MOUNT could make his Manchester United debut against bitter rivals Leeds in Oslo next week after putting pen to paper on a five-year deal.

Italian is a Ton of money

SANDRO TONALI has become the most expensive Italian footballer of all time after completing his £55m move to Newcastle.

JUST THE JOB

Bridge rebuild is right up Mauricio's street