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WATER BOSSES BONUS SHAM

Fat cats fight to protect top-ups

FRANCE RIOTING SPIRALS

FLARES light up the evening sky in Marseilles as violent protests continue to spread across France after police shot dead a teenage boy

Davina: Bots will kill us off

DAVINA McCall is terrified Al bots will terminate humanity when they learn how much harm we cause

Rick: Al teching on pop

GLASTONBURY star Rick Astley fears AI will take over pop music

Comic Bill spooked by King Chaz kettle

PARANOID SECURITY'S OTT CHECK OF ROOM

Noel: My barnet is real killer

NOEL Gallagher has admitted that he struggles to keep his barnet under control

Saturday night's all right for frightening

ELT SPOOKED BY SPIRIT ON CHEST

LOADED SIR KEIR: I FEEL YOUR PAIN

Mortgage mockery

China's cosmic moon nukes

NEW ARMS RACE MINING SPACE ROCKS TO MAKE SUPER WEAPONS

CRASH BANG WALLOPED

It's rain and suffering as Aussies seize control

RICH PICKINGS

Carsley primed to cash in on wealth of talent

FRIENDLY WARNING

Wiegman Lionesses in race to get in top shape

PERFECT PAIRING

Blues have clear path to link Caicedo with Fernandez

BIGGEST STAGE OF ALLA KODA texco

Manx Missile targets record-breaking finale

ANDY'S TOP DRAWER

Ryan can't wait to crash legend's party

IT'S CATOR AID

Joe helps fire up Hull after injury horror

WIZARD OF AUS

Max grabs pole again but Perez angers boss

'We'll do for Manchester what Kronk Gym has done in Detroit'

JOE'S PLAN TO LIGHT UP DARK SIDE

GET 'EM OFF

Miss England chief makes U-turn to ban bikini round

PAY UP FOOL

Colosseum carving suspect facing fine

Dart aces 'doubles all round'

BOOZE RIFE IN SPORT

DYER PLANS FOR WONKY FUNERAL

Actor is dead set on little & large

Vampire strikes back..

HOT ROD IS ANGRY

TAKE A PILL & NEVER BE ILL!

Sea creature offers clues for anti-ageing medicine

BE IGA FOR TITLE WIN

Back her at Wimbers

'Sexual bully'

SPACEY DELIGHTED IN MAKING OTHERS FEEL POWERLESS & UNCOMFORTABLE, COURT TOLD

MEDALS ALL ROUND FOR BIG DRIPS..

Water flops award themselves gongs

Macron: Tiny Dancer while France burns

EMMANUEL Macron has sparked fury by going to an Elton John gig while rioters trashed the streets in France.

WE LOVE YOU BOFFINESSES!

We back girls in science as boffins get a biffing

Sticks and stones

BOFFINS have ended up with egg on their massive foreheads after the Daily Star vowed to keep on using the tongue-in-cheek term for scientists.