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TEACHER IN STAB HORROR

Schoolkids hide in cupboards

KEEP CALM & CARRY SEAN

Coleman loves cool role of the Dyche

BLOODY MARVEL

Matt back to his best

UK 13TH BEST PLACE TO LIVE

Just one behind Seychelles in list

BECKS SAVED MP'S LOVE SPLIT

Army vet broke down at footie icon's speech

WE HAVE TO JUNK 5-A-DAY

Healthy diet too expensive

MIND IF I AXE YOU ON A DATE

Traditional wooing is dumped

LIFE IS ROTTEN

Pistols legend sleeps with wife Nora ashes

It's no-no-7 for mini Bonds bid

FURY OVER USE OF CHILD SPIES

JEZ: DEVILS IN DISGUISE

'Demon' goats butt his nuts

Water firms grab £1.3bn leaks money

REPAIRS NEVER DONE MUTED PAUL DOMNELLEY

We'll Wombat on for my son

DAN WANTS 5YR DRUM ROLE

Boris from lags to riches

TENNIS STAR'S TURN TO SERVE

Brace for monsoon fortnight

WASHOUT ON WAY

2ND TEA PARTY CRASH GIRL DIES

'Light of our lives' loses fight for life

BEEB REELS OVER PERV

Cops called about sex snaps

TARQUINS' FAN GARY A CLIMATE HYPOCRITE

100k air miles in 5 years

KATIE CAN TAKE CENTRE STAGE

KATIE BOULTER has been told she is “born for the big stage” – and can shock the “vulnerable”  defending champion on Centre Court today.

IT'S ALL GONE TSITS UP

ANDY MURRAY refused to rule himself in for Wimbledon next year. But he did not rule himself out either.

Aussie's double vision

ALEXANDER Volkanovski is ready to unify the UFC featherweight crown and then have another crack at the lightweight title.

MY OMAZING BIT OF LUCK...

Dad scoops £3.5m home

WE'RE BETWED

'Mickey Millions' ties knot with Fred blessing

HULK LIVED ON BEER AND PILLS

Ring king found it tough at top

Costner living in dispute

KEVIN Costner and his estranged wife are locked in a battle over how much their kids need for their “accustomed lifestyles”.

Sir Chris wheels recycled

SIR Chris Hoy never got to keep any of the bikes on which he won six Olympic gold medals.

DRINKS ON THE HOUSEMARTIN

SINGER Paul Heaton put money behind the bar at five pubs to thank fans attending TRNSMT festival.

Times are ruff

PET OWNERS COUNT COST OF HIGH PRICES

Rio rant at Carra over job

RIO Ferdinand has branded Jamie Carragher a hypocrite for failing to slam his Reds pal Steven Gerrard’s move to Saudi Arabia.

UKRAINE SETTLERS LOVE UK

50% of refugees to remain

Ellie big thanks for doc reunion

PARALYMPIC champion Ellie Simmonds has thanked fans for support after the airing of a documentary about reuniting with her birth mother.