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VLAD CHEMICAL WEAPON FEARS

`Loser' Putin may turn ugly

We love Bon-ny lad Lew

MCFLY reckon that Lewis Capaldi is the new Bon Jovi - which is why they agreed to support him.

PHIL&HOLLY SOFA APART

Pair battle on despite 'feud'

Jacob Rees Mob

PROTESTS HIT TORY BIGWIGS

I DO NOT WANT TO BE A BOT

Tom wary of Al takeover

Plague of super fat rats

NIBBLERS HUNT GRUB

JUST BEET IT!

Pesky bugs terrorising homes

Close Encounters of the merde kind

ALIENS HEAD FOR BELGIUM

IT'S APOCALYPSE CHOW FOR POOR

Higher food prices ‘here to stay’

You are twisting my salmon, man

STAR'S HAPPY FUN DAYS ON FISHING BOAT

POSTIES GIVEN THE STAMP OF DISAPPROVAL

Mail failed on delivery targets

TRIUMPHANT LIONS TWO GOOD

LONDON LIONS secured a double victory as both their men and women’s teams beat Leicester Riders in their respective play-off finals at the O2 Arena.

NOW YOU’RE GARNA BELIEVE US

Fernandes sings praises of crowd pleaser Alejandro

IT'S GUNNER BE A FIGHT

Aurier aims to end old rivals’ title dream

UP-PILL BATTLE

More thrills like this and Sam will have to keep taking the tablets

Leaf it out

DUMP BOG ROLL FOR POT PLANT, SAYS ECO NERD

OVER 18s ONLY (JUST)

Teenager ‘Britain’s youngest landlady’

Choc horror

CHIEF’S SWEET ON DIET BARS FUTURE

NAME'S BOND.. JIMMY BOND

Martini ditched for lager as spy ‘no longer posh’

Partying of the ways for Holly and Phil

BIZ ‘HITS BIG NIGHTS OUT’

Bek's fresh start

VARDY DOC MOVES ON FROM WAGATHA

Al killing Nessie

AI technology could kill off the search for the Loch Ness monster.

Vision's a record breaker

Final’s telly good ratings

CHILL OUT

Summer heat IS on its way ..next month

'ALIENS ATTACK NUCLEAR BASE'

10 nukes ‘disarmed after an oval-shaped craft’ sparks terror

Now it's coffee

CAFFEINE FIX IS UNDER THREAT

I'm A Celeb... get me back in Corrie

HELEN: I WANT ROSIE FUTURE ON SOAP NOW

FRESH NURSE STRIKE FEARS

'Action till Xmas’

'CHEEKY' DENISE HAS GROWN UP

DENISE Van Outen is loving being middle-aged and is glad she is no longer a \"nudge-nudge-wink-wink Basildon blonde.\"

Yankee doodle pizza!

IT'S FROM AMERICA NOT ITALY