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PHANTOM FELLA IS FILLING IN POTHOLES

Find him fast plea

I'm a Celeb Mummy I did it for my kids

MYLEENE Klass says she's proud to be the first I'm A Celebrity legend - to inspire her two daughters.

EURODERISION

Contest slammed for Ukraine president ban

Rail unions 'shunted in to sidings'

MINISTERS 'MISSING' AMID MORE STRIKES

Twitter chief is unveiled by Elon

TWITTER owner Elon Musk has appointed advertising executive Linda Yaccarino as its new chief.

'DERMOT TO PHIL GAP'

DERMOT O'Leary and Vernon Kay are joint favourites to replace Phillip Schofield if he leaves This Morning.

Nikki's killer is caught

A SEX offender has been convicted of murdering a seven-year-old girl after escaping justice for more than 30 years.

HEX MEX

After finding an elf and a goblin, Mexico is hit by VAMPIRE terror

Summer hellidays

HOTEL PRICES SOARING

Ryan's Wrextras

DEADPOOL FILM ROLES FOR STAR'S FC HEROES

Gordo's empire is back

GORDON Ramsay's restaurant empire achieved record sales of £79million last year after recovering from the pandemic.

FOOD COSTS HIT PEAK & SET TO FALL

Supermarkets offer price hope

THOU SHALT HAVE MORE RUMPY PUMPY

(BUT ONLY IF YOU LIVE IN ITALY WHICH SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR)

Trump: Rich Men Have Got Away With Abuse For A Million Years

SEX PEST PRES DEFENDS 'GRAB' LINE

No Yanks to voters from U.S.

EUROVISION SHOCKER

I'M BROKEN

Vinnie 'pulled under' by grief since wife's death

You've Bot Mail

GOOGLE AI TO COMPOSE OUR ONLINE NOTES

Welsh: J.K. not a witch

TRAINSPOTTING author Irvine Welsh claims J.K. Rowling has been demonised as \"some kind of witch\" over her views on transgender issues.

BEEB IS CLEARED BY BEEB

Sharp: No integrity fears

Emirate escape for Joey

JOEY Essex has officially made Dubai his new home and is even trying his hand at the local lingo.

Biden's 'screw' cuffing

JOE Biden claimed that he visited the island of Ireland last month to ensure the \"Brits didn't screw around\" The US President was speaking at a Democratic Party event in New York.

HAVE YOU MET MY DOESBAND?

Husbands told: step up game

'Convict offends' inmates

JAIL guards were told to stop calling inmates \"convicts\" as it is \"offensive\" They are now meant to refer to them as \"prisoners\" and \"offenders\", according to a letter from Ministry of Justice officials.

DNA test proof of panthers say boffs

FILMMAKERS say DNA has given \"definitive proof\" that big cats are roaming the British countryside.

Pervert Harris' 999 call

PAEDOPHILE Rolf Harris is said to be \"very sick\" with neck cancer after an ambulance was seen outside his home.

Official: We Buy Any Getaway Car

JOKERS FLOG 'CRIME SCENE' KIA FOR £196

INTEREST RATE 15-YEAR HIGH

'Hammer blow for families'

GOTCHA!

THAT big black cat you spotted as you walked back from the pub could have been a panther after all, say DNA boffins.

Shakira Interest For Tom

TOM Cruise is reportedly “interested in pursuing” single pop star Shakira.

Putin's Terror Thugs Banned

MAD Vlad’s mercenary yobs the Wagner Group are set to be banned by the UK.