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ROUGH RYDE

John ready for spicy Mexican welcome

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Chaldean has O’Brien duo to fear – Balding

Disco infernal

NEIGHBOUR FROM ‘HELL’ BASS BLAST

I Khan't remember the Jungle celebs!

NAMES A KO BLOW FOR STAR

MY OATH I'LL HAVE A PARTY

ABSOLUTELY no damn idea what day it actually is but evidently at some point soon we’re all supposed to get down on our knees before some bloke and swallow. Our pride, obviously, our pride…

Game, set, catch!

KYRGIOS ACES ‘THIEF’ CHASE

SNOOKER ACE SINKS A FEW!

Belgian bloke not boring shock

Dessert storm

CHOC FIRM HIT FOR SIX BY RECALLS

TO GOLDLY GO

Rich pickings for rocketmen as space open for business

BAD KNIGHT COS MY PILLS NICKED

Chess star couldn’t sleep before defeat

King Chas plays a porky blinder

MONARCH HIDES ‘SAUSAGE FINGERS’ FROM SNAPPERS

SORRY I CREATED AI FRANKENSTEIN

Top man quits Google as bot concerns grow

Opera's knocked Covid on its arias

SINGING CLASS AIDS RECOVERY

Erling Fartland

VIDEO SHOWS ACE HAVING A REAL STINKER

There's still a hol lot of work to do

LAMPS BANS BEACH TALK

MIDFIELD OF DREAMS

New recruits will be Ell of a boost

HAK OF THE NET

Relieved Taylor left Odoffin his cap

CARTER KEEPS ROVERS IN THE HUNT

BLACKBURN left it late to grab a final chance of reaching the play-offs as homegrown Hayden Carter headed home a late leveller.

LUCA'S BIG BREC

Brilliant Belgian holds his nerve to rule the world

MANIAC ON THE LOOSE

McGhee makes most of shot at the big time

ROYAL SLIP UP

Guineas hope withdrawn

That's handy!

NO NEED TO ASK HER DAD ABOUT MARRIAGE

WILSON IS £30K OUT OF POCKET

KYREN Wilson admitted feeling “awkward” after fellow snooker star Mark’s Selby’s 147 break robbed him of nearly £30,000.

Fidler on the root

COWBOY 'MOST WANTED'

TOUGH LOVE

Being in couple can turn people into real slobs

THREE-LEG DOG'S RESCUE ON CLIFF

‘Giant’ lured with biscuits

Knife victim named

A MAN stabbed to death outside a nightclub has been named locally as rugby player Michael Allen.

Fear as kids 13 hooked on trips powder

MONKEY DUST DRUG £2 A HIT

Good work Chaz

ALMOST all Europeans can trace their heritage back to one bloke, boffins claim.

GAFF: I'M A WIMP

It will be a scream for Dean