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HEAD CASE!

Shaun's got a new brain'

BY ODOUR OF THE LEAKY BLINDERS

Cillian wees in alley after 5hr boozing session

Jerry kept Big C from his friends

PALS' SHOCK 'GOODBYES'

No Franks at double

I BEAT my London marathon personal best on Sunday.

The rain of King Charles?

FORECASTERS CHANGE THEIR MINDS ON THE CORONATION WEATHER

USE A REGIONAL ACCENT ALEXA

Amazon voice 'too posh\"

'NO BRIT ACCENTS' BLAST

EX-BBC presenter Simon McCoy has blasted the Corporation over its controversial new TV news output for a lack of \"British accents\"

SHARP EXIT

Shaming of the BBC as boss quits over dodgy links to Bozo

TELL THE TRUTH ON UK'S ALIENS

Expert calls for US-style probe

RETURN OF MASKS TO BEAT COVID

New variant surges

Mankind: The final humiliation

Blokes face existential crisis after half of women say they're BETTER at barbecues

LECLERC TICKING

Ferrari ace Charles denies Mercedes  move as Hamilton stalls over future

WORLD IS SI'S OYSTER

Pearl City potter has come of age

BMW'S LUXE 17 EV... ALL YOU NEED IS A DRIVER

EXCEPTIONAL BUT SERENE SALOON WITH THEATRICAL EXTRAS

SSHAKE..RATTLE 'N POTHOLES

Drivers told ‘secure nuts’

Dead drinker in high spirits

A PUB landlord says his boozer is haunted by the ghost of a dead drinker who knocks over pints and was caught on CCTV making a glass explode

COPS PUT FREEZE ON SPEEDSTER

AN ICE cream van driver caught speeding at 62mph was told by online jokers he \"won't sell much\" going that fast

FATIMA'S FURY

Rebels’ treats spark storm

6 TELL ALL ON ROSWELL UFOS

Agents ‘rebuilt’ crashed alien craft

Passion project for Bebe

Star going it alone

He had some crazy guests

I married a horse Jerry spoke to Mark Matthews, who claimed to be married to his horse, Pixel

TALK HOST JERRY DEAD AT 79

US TV great loses battle with cancer

Mercury is full of misery

THERE are fears bad vibes from the planet Mercury can cause major disruption to people’s lives

10 MINS FROM KILLING PUTIN

Claim that drone targeted Vlad

Price of an onion going up 483%

ONION prices have soared by an eye-watering 483%

Dead famous

HANGMAN Albert Pierrepoint's notebook, logging all the people he sent to their doom, is for sale!

Kel: My hubby's cult hell

DESIGNER Kelly Hoppen has opened up about the impact her ex-husband had on their marriage when he joined a cult

Bad for Elf, Mr Mayor

SCARY GOBLIN IS DUG UP ON BUILDING SITE

CUP FINAL MANCS GO OFF RAILS

Action hits Eurovision

Charles: Mae You Be Happy And Glorious!

King backs brit entry