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BEVAN SENT

French helps fire Warriors top

Bungling boffins could kill millions

'SUPERBUG' LEAK FEAR FROM LABS

TICKED OFF

Celebs' anger after some get blue check back but don't pay

I couldn't Bear pain of childbirth..

MY WIFE'S MUCH BRAVER

JAN'S NOT HAPPY AT JOKER SHAUN

'Stop laughing, you pig' rant at Mondays singer

BANTER GAGGED

'Bully' warning over jokes

Alarm clock-up vars

EMERGENCY PHONE ALERT COMES EARLY

E.T. IS A BOT

Any aliens here 'likely to be AI'

It's gonna be king hot

MAY TO BE A ROYAL SIZZLER

THE ORIFICE

Ricky's burial plan for tree in his behind

MP ABBOTT TURN OVER RACE BLAST

But Starmer drops her

SWEATY PSALMS

Corberan sings fans' praises

THE UNAI WAY IS UP

Emery can seal Villa Euro dream

I've played United multiple times and it's not as weird as it once was

FATHER FIGURE WELBECK IS READY TO KO CLUB WHERE HE GREW UP

WALCING THE PLANK

Arteta's title charge thrown overboard

READY AND STABLE

Toon a real four-ce now roars Eddie

WE'LL LEARN IT BYHURT

Pain teaches Klopp stars vital lesson

MASTER OF HIS ART

Cordina aiming to make a killing on the canvas

Breaking bad

VAFAEI LEFT RED-FACED AFTER POOL HALL STUNT

PARCELL'S DELIVERY

Hull of a try by Matt KO's Cas

Not way to do it Mr Punch!

'WOKE' GALA BANS CLASSIC PUPPETS

MUSK DOWN TO HIS LAST £132BN

Earnings hit as rocket explodes

EWE ARE YA?

Baarmy army of sheep invades streets

United to kick hack

FA Cup will ease pain

RED HOT BUT FIRST It's..CHILLY

UK's set for gales, snow.. & heatwave

Cops: Please don't whack the Tarquins

WARNING TO FOOTIE FANS & RUNNERS

CHEF: MY SACKING TOOK THE BISCUIT

£33k payout after bakes 'snub' axe

Lava-ly Jubbly

VOLCANIC BUG TO HELP SAVE EARTH

WORKERZZZZZ

Napping on job's key to productivity

Lfeel fowl

COL FEARS ALLERGY TO NANDO'S FAVES