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ARMAGONNA SAVE YOU ALL

Crash spaceship into the meteor

Fancy some Ooh Aar's yer father?

HUSBAND PIRATE SEX TALK PEST

BEEB BIG BEASTS REJECT REDUNDO

Six stars defiant after 'routine offer

I WAS NEARLY JAMES BLIND..

Comic Chris got close to spy_job despite the, er, 00obvious issue

Wagner warns: Russia will lose

THE boss of Mad Vlad's Wagner Group mercenaries says he fears Ukraine could triumph thanks to the \"lazy Kremlin elite\" Yevgeny Prigozhin, below, hit out at Russian president Vladimir Putin's top brass for not pulling their weight.

Madcap Gazza is a full kit plonker!

PRANKSTER PUT ON WHOLE TEAM'S GEAR

RAAB PROBE 'WHITEWASH'

'No verdict over bullying claims'

Mum to rescue of Lewis

SHE EASES PANICS

UK weathermen Met their match

STORMS A BIG BLOW FOR BRITS

ELVIS: STRICTLY NOW OR NEVER

Dave ditches BGT bid for Strictly ballroom mission

Biden's tears and laughter

JOE Biden chokes back tears on the last day of his Ireland trip as he visits a hospice with a plaque paying tribute to his late son, Beau.

ROGUE BOTS

Sinister AI plotting to destroy us via Twitter

ET is on radio to Earth?

ET could be trying to make contact with Earth, excited boffins have announced.

JUICE IS ON THE LOOSE..

Alien-hunting space rocket blasts off for Jupiter

WE LOVE RAINTREE

Bookies set for £150m bet frenzy

Danny: Tin lids can't do cockney

STAR SPEAKS OUT ON LOST ACCENT

DON'T GET ILL ON THE BANK HOL

48-hr strike as deal rejected

Islanders in fear as Kim goes ballistic

KIM Jong-un vowed to make his enemies \"suffer in endless fear\" as North Korea tested a new intercontinental ballistic missile.

Docs 'Need To Talk'

UNION leaders representing striking junior doctors have held discussions with conciliation service Acas amid the bitter row over pay.

ANT-MAN CAN BE A MARVEL

Martial backed to take starring role for Ten Hag

END SH***Y TACKLE

McGillvary calling for big changes

FIXED PRICE

New diet has got Gerwyn feeling gluten-free & easy

BOX PUTTING US AHEAD OF GAME

WHO needs VR when these babies are popping up all over the country?

LIFE SO PAWFECT IF YOU GET A PET

GETTING a dog or cat makes you happier, fitter and improves your mental health.

'SEX BEAST' STAR

Depardieu faces new claims by 13 women

ROMESH HUNTED BY HUNGRY BEAR

Man-eater on trail of frozen crew members

SQUIRRELS ARE GIVEN THE SLIP

A GIANT anti-grey squirrel compound has been built to help red squirrels breed without the fear of being killed off.

LIFE ON MARS

Space pad is down to Earth

Ellie just Feels hit was lost

CAL CANNED TUNE

SPUDDY HELL

Chips down.. potato crisis looms for Brits