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ANT 'N DUCK!

Brits face a battering as First named storm arrives

OI, MR LAMA NO TONGUES

THE Dalai Lama has apologised after a video went viral of him urging a young boy to \"suck\" his tongue.

Her Maj sent shy bloke orf to fight

WILLS GOT OFF WITH VISIT

Russell: I loved wearing my skirt

MAXIMUS STAR HOT FOR MINI

DOCS PAID JUST £14 TO SAVE LIVES

Salaries branded 'appalling'

Chatbot Terror Grooming Fears

Tech a look at new Al threat warn experts

Trump Rocks Fight Night

RAPPER Kid Rock has a word in Donald Trump's lear as the ex-US president takes his mind off a humiliating week to watch UFC 287.

Tiger's In The Endgame

Injured Woods can't go on like this

Shane feels for Mcllroy

SHANE LOWRY has backed Rory McIlroy to bounce back from his Masters heartache before the Ulsterman returns to action this week.

SLEEPING GIANT

Connor gets numbers wrong in costly mix-up

Brookes loves his surprise

GLENN IRWIN and Josh Brookes shared Bennetts British Superbike Championship wins at Silverstone yesterday after a weekend of shock results across the board.

TAYLOR MADE

Josh just can't wait for real tear up with Teo

TRUE BRITS

Early airport pint's a must

JAMIE: I WAS A HOT WINGSMAN

Star's recipes helped fellas pull

Special Oms

SAS BEING TRAINED IN YOGA SKILLS

Hot cricket will knock you for six

BALLS TO GO FURTHER

E.T.JUST A LITTLE PRAWN CRACKER

Life on Jupiter could turn out to be shellfish

SUN WHILE IT LASTED

Sizzling 20C blown away with threat of snow too

Bard publicity

PLAY SELLS OUT AFTER TRIGGER WARNING

MONSTER KNIVES IN WEB BAN

Huge rise in blade murders

FACE OP'S A LOAD OF OLD FOLLICLES

Phoney beards

RAVERS RETURN

Fears over illegal dance events

'30 yrs without a drink'

BOOZE HELPED FOX WITH ILLNESS

GORILLA IN THE MISSED

Nationwide hunt for snaffled Gary

ENDY FOR INDY

Last crusade for Dr Jones

Ukraine heroes' top nosh

TREATS FOR TROOPS

Pope, 86: Sexy time 'beautiful'

HE'S NEVER WRONG

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NET BUTTER

Aldi in bizarre Lurpak security move

3 CHEERS FOR DIET BOFFINS

Traditional booze has less calories

AI works 4 us

'POSITIVE' TECH WILL DO ALL THE BORING JOBS - EXPERT