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RISE OF THE BRIT 'KILLER' MOZZIES

Squad launch bid to tackle bloodsuckers

PRINCESS GIG PAID FOR MY NEW PALACE

Ex-teacher's fairy tale job swap

ELON WANTS E.T TWEETY

MUSK said he cannot wait to fire off the \"top tweet of all time\" - \"I've found aliens!\"

Olivia's killer in jail fight Picture:

KILLER Thomas Cashman is challenging his 42-year jail term for murdering Olivia Pratt-Korbel.

OOPS! WE'VE HAD A RAPID UNPLANNED DISASSEMBLY

(That means Musk rocket exploded)

Is DNA test a no bro?

WOODY Harrelson wants a DNA test to see if fellow actor Matthew McConaughey is his biological brother.

WAR OF THE WAZZOCKS

Eco warriors' Marathon showdown

Ex-Prem ace Wes declared bankrupt

FORMER Premier League ace Wes Brown has been declared bankrupt at the High Court.

Brainless Raabit in headlight

'BULLY BOY' DOM `TOAST'

Crouch and jerk

BEANPOLE PETE TRIES WEIGHTS...AND GETS STUCK UNDER THE BAR

Freddie the top 'live' act

QUEEN are the group we'd most like to see live.

Frank's finery

COMEDIAN Frank Skinner receives an honour at Buckingham Palace yesterday - which he initially thought was a mistake.

CAR IS A GREAT LITTLE RUNNER

Ace used motor in ultra marathon

Jim's a happy pilgrim

JIM Broadbent says it's \"lovely\" to star in a film about people of his age that does not revolve around death.

Beaver fever for TV Alex

ALEX Jones had to stop herself cracking up in her first episode of The One Show as a hysterical Whoopi Goldberg giggled at the word \"beaver\".

Furtune teller

OWNERS: DOGS CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE

I'm too Fonda life as a 'civvie'

BRIDGET Fonda says she won't make an acting comeback because \"it's too nice being a civilian\"!

DIEGO DOCS FACE TRIAL

EIGHT medics will stand trial over the death of football legend Diego Maradona.

THE SPOIL SPORTS

Tarquins' carnage cash call

Robots in jobs snatch

NEARLY half of bosses reckon artificial intelligence could replace humans as they do a much better job.

IT'S AI-SIS!

Chatbot Oasis like the real us, says Liam

Sorry boss, too busy to chat to you

WFH A 'CONVO KILLER'

Experiments fall flat for theorists

A FLAT-Earther was left red-faced when a £16,000 experiment to support his claim backfired and proved that the planet is round.

Joke is on blue Smurf!

THIS chap is left feeling blue after being stitched up by his mates on a stag do.

650 FLYING OBJECTS THE PENTAGON CAN'T EXPLAIN

DEFENCE chiefs are probing 650 sightings of UFOs.

Cobbles stars in a sweat

LISA George says the main topic of conversation on the set of Corrie is the menopause and which type of HRT the female stars are using.

Camp gets revamp

HERE'S the new-look I'm A Celebrity All-stars camp in South Africa.

The prices fright

INFLATION STILL OVER 10%.. AND FOOD BILLS RISING 19%

Jo fears kids are slackers

AB FAB star Dame Joanna Lumley has blasted young people for thinking they don't have to work hard to be successful.

Bottle's tops

BEER BOFFS SAY GLASS BEATS TINS