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ASBO brothers are iailed 20 years on

MACHETE LADS DID IT FOR FUN

Top fish comp's at risk

BOSSES are considering calling off a popular fishing competition after anglers caught more sanitary products than fish.

NATIONAL TREASURE

Fans giddy up for Aintree spectacular

SUMMER A 40c RECORD BAKER

But spring is all over the place

PENGUINS NEED A P-P-P PEP UP

Iron from birds' droppings could be eco solution

RISHI TEA FOR PREZ..

US President Joe Biden enjoys a cuppa with PM Rishi Sunak as he visits Northern Ireland.

Tears of laughter

CRYING SHAME FOR TRUMP

LUTON BOSS SPELLS OUT SNEAK SLUR ON WATFORD

A LUTON Town chief taunted rivals Watford in a foul-mouthed message hidden in a matchday programme.

SAS SQUAD LEAKS 'NOT ACCURATE'

‘No forces’ in Ukraine

THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT

Foster writing thrilling final chapter

CROCK COOPER FACING YEAR OUT

WIGAN could be without England prop Mike Cooper for up to 12 months.

PUNCH & JURY

Dudson's sorry but smacked with five-game ban

IT REALLY IS THIS SCHLONG

Don't fall for huge hopper whoppers'

BOOKIES FEAR A ROYAL BASHING

Grand National champ returns

Drone ranqer

SPY IN SKY MOTORING SAFETY BID

OFFICIAL FALLING OVER IS FUNNY

Worker's harassment claim rejected

Your office needs brew!

'GIVE STAFF A BREAK' PLEA

I, Robot boss

NOW, MATCH OF THE DATA

EXORCISTS: STOP DEMONISING US

Crowe film labelled 'unreliable splatter'

G'day! Fed-up Brits loving Oz

BIG MOVE IS HOT ON AGENDA..

DOCTORS: PAY UP OR LOSE US

Medics in 4-day strike

ON ME EDSON

Pele hated his `name' just like a third of Brits

Kid care costs are crushing careers

1 IN 4 PARENTS QUITTING

WAR HEROES

Neil hails his fighting Terriers

DAILY GRIND

Oledzki loves winning the hard way

MAX POWER

Townend's National magic

Putin's eyesight on blink

VLADIMIR Putin is said to be suffering \"blurred vision and a numb tongue\" as his health worsens.

TIME..& TIME AGAIN 150 pubs shut this year

MORE than 150 pubs closed down in the first three months of this year, figures have revealed.

"Don't panic!

DEFIANT Dad's Army fans are vowing to restore a statue of Captain Mainwaring after yobs vandalised it for the third time.

Gazza: Nothing can frighten me

ANYTHING GOES AFTER GADDAFI..