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ROTTEN MEAT FOR DINNER?

'Tainted grub in our shops for DECADES'

HOW SICK KILLER'S EX GOT JUSTICE FOR OLIVIA

Key witness will spend rest of her life in hiding

Finally.. something chatbots CAN'T do

AI FAILS TO BEAT WORDLE

Merry Christmiss

PAUL: HAVE IT EVERY 4YRS LIKE WORLD CUP

BRIGADE 'BULLIES'

Probe reveals major issues

BEAT 'N SOUR

Loser Rodri just can't take it says McFadden

WANE'S WORLD OF PAIN

Shaun still tortured by exit

SCHOF SHOCK AT BRO PAEDO STORY

Host tells of 'teen talk'

NERDS UNITE AGAINST A.I.

TECH bosses including Elon Musk and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak have signed an open letter demanding a halt to \"giant Al experiments\".

GABBY WON'T DO A LINEKER

Star careful to avoid backlash

H2..OH THAT'S COSTLY

Heavy users punished

Boffin brilliant!

'WE NEED TO BACK SCIENCE NOT MOCK IT'

HOLE IN THE SUN BLACKOUT FEARS

Giant solar flare may knock out mobiles

BOOB JOBS BOOM

Sod the cost-of-living crisis.. time for uplift

FOR LOVE OF PAUL

Lovely 'Lily' was fierce and funny

Carol: My weigh

VORDERS NOT BEEN ON SCALES SINCE 1999

£30 PAIN TO PARK AT BEACH

Fee shore is steep

HURRY KANE

United plotting to get ahead of rivals in race to land £80m ace

BATTLE OF WOUNDED KNEE

I'll get Ben in top shape for Ashes vows Hussey

Smash those glass ceilings

WITH delicious timing, the Ginger Whinger is back in town as Scotland appoints Humza Yousaf as new First Minister.

A First among equals

FORMER First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has handed over the reins to Humza Yousaf.

£5M GAZ NUTMEGS TAXMAN

Star cleared of wrongdoing

IT'S THE EL BOW FOR MAGA BRITS

Party's over after upmarket rebrand ends budget trips

SPIRITS BATTLE NARCOS GANGS

Colombian cop chief uses dark arts

Force is with Ukraine

STAR WARS HERO MARK VOICES APP

UFOs: The big cover up VIDEO 'CLASSIFIED'

THE Pentagon has refused to release top secret footage of UFOs shot down over the US last month.

PM AFRICA HOLD-UP

RISHI Sunak has indicated that immigration flights to Rwanda might not take off by summer as previously suggested.

TRAVEL FLIGHTMARE FEARS OVER STRIKES

HOLIDAYMAKERS are facing Easter travel chaos as British Airways cancelled hundreds of Heathrow flights.

CALL: SAVE OUR BOFFINS

Brainiacs fear term is turn-off

CHOC & HORROR

Families face huge food bills