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SLIPPY SLIPPY BANG BANG

Van Dyke hurt in downpour smash

ANTI-VLAD SINGER DROWNS IN RIVER

Swept away in ice break

They think it's all over for Soccer AM

IT IS NOW!

NUTS! SNACKS ARE 20% OF FOOD BILL

Households fork out a fortune for their fave treats

PELE HAD A SECRET DAUGHTER

He names Maria in his will

BIG EMISSIONS FROM URANUS

Boffins: Aliens could thrive in planet's oceans

Pond strife

IT’S TOUGH BEING A TOAD ON THE ROAD

When is party is not party..?

When it's at Number 10, claims Bozo

IT'S RISHI RICH

RISHI finally Sunak published his tax returns yesterday showing he paid more than £1million in income tax over three years.

Miriam gave my Baldricks a tickle

IT WOULD BE ABUSE NOW.. BUT I LOVED IT

GOLDEN KING A TRUE STAR

IT seems bizarre to say it now but Kicking King, who died yesterday at the age of 25, restored Irish pride in the 2005 Gold Cup.

BLOODY NIGHTMARE

Peters cut up about trip to problem pitch

ON ME TED!

Prem stars 'inspired by hit comedy

Nuclear drama in skies

TRAIN BLASTS DESTROY MAD VLAD MISSILES

Liars need very good memories

BOZO Johnson's ability to keep an eye on the smaller details of his life has never been great.

Office tea leaves

£140K LOSSES FOR FIRMS HIT BY DODGY STAFF

BRIT TOP COP: YES THE MET IS RACIST

Review blasts 'broken & corrupt' force

LOSING NEMO

300,000 of our pet fish are vanishing from indoor tanks each year

BOZO:MY NUMPTY DEFENCE

Advisers let me down.. and I didn't know what was going on

Stormy jibe as jury out on Donald

COPS were last night preparing for possible unrest in the US where a grand jury is considering bringing charges against Donald Trump.

Locks familiar..

MEN KEEP SAME HAIR FOR 10YRS

BRIT GPS IN CRISIS

UK stress levels top table

ALBION EYEING A WEMBLEY SLAM DUNK

LEWIS DUNK is hoping for a happier outcome at Wembley for Brighton this time around.

BREAKING GLAD

We'll return stronger for exciting run-in says Shaw

Now we're short of space rockets

LIFT-OFF FEAR AS MISSIONS THREATENED

BOSSES HAVE A KILLER INSTINCT

Being that psychopath in office is way to win

RISE 'N SHUN..

NHS rebels urge rejection of pay offer

BIRDS GONE BAD!

Psycho gulls get worse

Wool I never!

HOPE YOU'RE NOT SPINNING ANOTHER YARN ABOUT ME...

WOT A BUNCH OF TEA LEAVES

Co-op_price hike stuns cuppa fans