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EMERALD SMILE

St Patrick's Day win to remember

Alan: I confess garden's a mess

HE DOESN'T GIVE A FORK AT HOME

MPS CALL TO SCRAP BEEB FEE

Adverts hold key to better model

LUCA HAMMERS HOME MESSAGE

EUROPA CONFERENCE LEAGUE

RASH AND GRAB RAID

Marcus smooths way for Erik

BANK ON US

We'll be Real threat to the Prem big spenders says Courtois

GO ONE BETTER

We can erase Wembley heartache, says Gareth

BORTHWICK TO STICK WITH 'EM

A week after being mauled 53-10 by France, England take on Grand Slam-seeking Ireland in Dublin on St Patrick’s Day weekend.

FLICKS 'N KICKS

Only biggest prize will attract Pretty Woman

Lisowski calls for tour cull

The 31-year-old from Cheltenham edged a tight first-round WST Classic match 4-3 against home-city prospect Louis Heathcote in Leicester.

I won't quit the 'family'

HAMILTON PLANS TO MAKE IT WORK WITH MERC

FAR 2 HOT

Bureta's double stuns Rhinos

Fan Patsy: Phil made me swoon

ROLE FELT LIKE LOTTERY WIN

ZOMBIES TO RULE

Earth invasion would be deadly

Wokey wakey!

TRENDY GEN Z NAPS MORE THAN FOGIES

ASTRONAUGHTY

Spacesuits will be stripped off & left on Moon

That stinking feeling..in a 10ft-deep poo-dle

I SWALLOWED SEWAGE AFTER HOLE TUMBLE

Sworn in the USA

HELEN: MY F-BOMBS UPSET THE AMERICANS

AT LAST A FAIR DEAL FOR NHS..

£2.5bn pay rise stops strikes

PEN BALL WIZARD

Stones has fun signing Erling's hat-trick haul

REIN MAN

Tony doubles up after Cheltenham win

NO TIME FOR LOSERS

Remaining unbeaten is Ten Hag's call to United

Brits swoop on Russian planes

BRITISH and German fighter jets intercepted two Russian aircraft close to Estonia in a joint Nato mission.

SWIPE REICH

Right-wingers and conspiracy nuts get their own dating site

FRAMED YERSELVES

Met blows £440k on mounting certificates

Today we are talking very important b******S

TEST YOUR UNDERCARRIAGE KNOWLEDGE

STRIKING WORKERS VOW TO FIGHT ON..

PICKET lines stood firm outside Government offices, schools, hospitals, universities and Tube stations, as the Budget was announced.

BUDGET MAKES US ALL POORER

Living standards to fall 5.9% as taxes rise

WINNER BY A HEAD AND SHOULDERS

6ft 4in jockey Jack under starter's orders

Spook's giving me the Corrie Wobbles

WOMAN IN WHITE HAUNTS SIMON