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E.T. HERE WE COME

Brit scientist is at the helm of space quest

NUL POINTS

Euroviz ticket site collapses

SUELLA: WE WERE TAKEN FOR A RIDE..

Channel crisis plan

BRONSON: I'M AN ANGEL NOW

..But I still like a rumble

OH BRO! HE HAS DONE IT BEFORE

BOZO has faced accusations of cronyism before – after nominating his brother Jo for a peerage.

Flood alert

‘ACT NOW OR WE’LL ALL GET SWAMPED’

YOUR DINNER? OH THAT'S IN THE DOG

Pet owners go hungry to feed their furry pals

GAKPO WILL FILL BOBBY BOOTS

ROBERTO FIRMINO has become Liverpool’s master of the false 9 and now he appears to have an apprentice.

PULLED A HAMI

Wolff suggests Lew deal talks are now on hold

UNBOLIEVABLE

Rookie Nickal so nifty

Walking a dog leads to success

POOCHES CAREER BOOST

BAN CIGGIES AND FREE UP DOCTORS

Cancer charity plea to Chancellor

Telly Rich in tongue op horror

CAR DOOR CHINNING

Lunar tick talk

OWN TIME ZONE CALL FOR MOON

NOW WE'RE OUT OF TRADESMEN!

Vital skills are in short supply

KNIGHT'S ONE SON

Bozo in hundred honours

It's Baldchick

I'M WINNER THANKS TO FOWL DINNER

TRUMP TO GO ROGUE

EX-PREZ IN 'THIRD CANDIDATE' THREAT

-15C Snowstorms To Batter Britain!

Covered By Three Frozen Blasts

Is That Life On Mars?

BOFFINS are convinced new photos of Mars prove life once existed there and may still be thriving today.

SILVA: ALEK'S STILL MY GOAL-DEN BOY

MARCO SILVA has backed Aleksandar Mitrovic to return to the goal trail sooner rather than later.

BONES IDOL

Easy does it as Jones proves he’s the GOAT

I'm hooked on sex with no heartache

CLICK ON APP FOR PARTNER

OZZY: THE DOCS ARE DELIGHTED!

Rock icon's Parkinson's is 'mild'

Curry in favour as gravy had its chips

GREAT SAUCE DEBATE SETTLED

ROCK SLAPS DOWN WILL

Chris hits back with laughs

CHRISTINE: IT'S SO HARD

'My autism made Paddy split tough'

SNOW WOKE

Beauties 'find their true loves too easily

COMMUTERS ARE LOVING RAIL STRIKES

'Relieved' at saving ticket cash

KIT-FAT PILL GIVES DIETERS A BREAK

Chocs firm in weighty research