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LET'S FRIGHTEN PANTS OFF 'EM

'Coco' Hancock scary clown Covid act

RAVING VLAD

Brave Ukrainians refuse to stop partying

Dancing scream

BOFFS NAME NEW SPIDER AFTER ABBA

ASYLUM FLIGHTS IN 2024

Deportation bid hits red tape

CASH IN ON A RED-HEAT

North West giants won’t be split at Anfield

HOWE SETS PHASE TO STUN

Toon boldly go for Europe after Eddie crosses the final frontier

LIFT OF THE GAB

Sweet Jesus for Mikel as striker nears return

MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUNS

Arteta now has fire power to see off City

TALE OF WHOA!

GEORGE WILLIAMS admits high-flying Warrington have had a “reality check” and still need to prove they are the real deal.

For dog's sake!

A BLOKE who spent £12,500 on a costume to turn himself into a “dog” has started sleeping in a cage.

YOU'RE MILKING BIKE CRASH DAN

Piers blasts injured telly rival

GULLS: BIRD FLU 'SUPER MENACE

They spread virus everywhere

E.T.IS REAL Says the creator of E.T.

E.T. director Steven Spielberg believes aliens really exist and reckons sightings have been covered up.

Lie After Lie After Lie

'obvious parties against the rules'

Selfish pal can't help rubbing it in

IT PAINS ΜΕ ΤΟ LISTEN

LOANER DRIVER

Car of future to hit the road if owner can't pay

Lot: Big sis Kate doesn't text me

LOTTIE Moss says her half-sister Kate \"doesn't reply to my texts\" as she fired back at nepotism criticism.

PARTY AT BACK PARTY ALL TIME

Official: Mullet fans have more fun

FLIP ME BABY 1 MORE TIME

Dolphins talk like Britney and Kim K..

McCHEEK OF IT

Tory attacks families for buying fast food

Too late to save planet

GREEN PARTY FOUNDER: IT'S END OF THE WORLD

Spook when you're spooken to, Bowen

GHOSTS TELL LOZ FAMILY TO SHUSH

Ministers: Teachers 'lazy' and the unions are a***s

THICKO RAP FURY

No App-ology on Coco leak

ISABEL Oakeshott said she makes \"no apology over her disclosure of Matt \"Coco\" Hancock's WhatsApp whatsoever\" messages.

Bozo's gloomy on deal

BOZO Johnson has suggested he may not vote for Rishi Sunak's new Brexit deal for Northern Ireland, criticising it as \"not about the UK taking back control\"

APOCALYPSE MIAOW

Covid plot to exterminate 11M Brit cats

GRAPE NEWS FOLKS

Lots of red wine boosts immunity

OZZY'S CAREER 'NOT DEAD YET'

Prince of Darkness wants to sing

Mad as a March brrrrrrr

SPRING SNOW BOMB ON WAY

BEER WE GO

Fans of struggling clubs drink more on matchday