CATEGORIES

SUPPER HEROES

Hot plot on menu as Ten Hag and Fergie aim to put bite on Barca

THANK RUCK IT'S ON

Welsh out to strike against English after demands met

DEVILS' ADVOCATE

Atkin on board as signs look good for Salford

IT'S ROBOMOP

Al to carry out third of chores

DJ STEVE DAVIS IS TOP OF THE POTS

Cue ace on decks for Blur warm-up

Tyson can't keep show cast at Bay

BOXER PIC FUSS

TΙΚ ΤΟΚ ΤΟΤ

Cute toddler's Scots accent big hit online

RYAN SCORES FOR £5.45M MUSEUM

WREXHAM will get a new £5.45million football museum after Ryan Reynolds' takeover of its football club.

A gun licence to kill

‘NO COP CHECKS’

Frontline life expectancy is just 4 hours

HORROR OF 'MEAT GRINDER' BATTLES

UK's 'double' Nato boost

THE UK can put \"double\" the energy into backing Ukraine's bid to join Nato since it is no longer in the EU, the country's ambassador has suggested.

ALIENS VERSUS NUKES

US ballistics chief: UFO switched off warheads

DIANA UNSEEN

Princely sum bid

Quake appeal at £98m

NEARLY £100million has been raised by a UK charity following the earthquakes in Turkey and Syria.

WILLY PLONKER HUNTED BY COPS

Perv puts todger in letterbox

Starsky & Crutch

SOUL: LET'S RETURN AS OAP CRIME FIGHTERS

NURSES IN WINDFALL PAY OFFER

5% 'on table' after £30bn boost

MEXICAN WILL MIX AND MATCH

The Mexican insists he has no problem returning to the UK to face either man in his first defence of the WBA featherweight title.

PEP ON A JOY RIDE

Journey more important than lifting the trophy

LOR IN ORDER

Karlamity keeper backed to wipe howay the tears

HOT TOM

Sub Bradshaw halts leaders

CALM ON ENGLAND

Cool head Foakes hopes to have role with Bazball blasters

NORMAN: LET'S LIVE AND LET LIV

Former Ryder Cup star Thomas Pieters is among four new signings for the Saudi-funded breakaway league, which will put more focus on the team event this year.

MATTY WANTS WIGAN REPEET

But the Warriors boss know that his team still have plenty to do to earn the right.

TRY NOON

£10m game at stake on Wales strike D-day

GRAND SHAM

'Smallest ever' Brit National raid

RACH TRIBUTE TO NATIONAL HERO MINELLA

The 10-year-old, brought down in his title defence 12 months ago, was being prepared for this year's race before injury intervened.

SHY AM LIVID

Woman has sense of humour failure over South Park skit

Fitness gadgets in health alert

MAY TRIGGER HEART ATTACKS

JON: MRS T AND SEXUAL TENSION

‘Something going on’ each time they talked