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'I'm sure dad's spirit is now in my dog'

WATERLOO ROAD STAR ADAM THOMAS STILL FEELS WATCHED OVER

AND YOU THOUGHT JANUARY WAS BAD

February is worst month of the year

Super Bowl a joke against Six Nations

Nice to see so much of the talented Billie Piper at the BRITs on Saturday. Can we see a wee bit more? Motorhead

I shed 10st after breaking my sofa

SUPER SLIMMER SITTING PRETTY

NOW BOFFS KILLING OFF OUR FROTH

Beer foam faces blow-away

OSCARS' SLAP ON THE WRIST

THE Oscars boss says its response to Will Smith's slap was \"inadequate\".

ON YER BIKE

Snitching cyclists are getting cabbies fined

Rogue? He's a cold blooded murderer

FURY AT KILLER PORTRAYAL

S Club's back in 7 heaven..

TOUR - AND NEW MUSIC

COUNTING COST OF RISING BILLS

BRITAIN is suffering from a “cost-of-weekend crisis” – because we can’t afford to go out.

'SILLY' COUNCIL SAFETY FEARS OVER BANKSY

A JOBSWORTH council was branded “silly” for dismantling a Valentine’s Day mural by Banksy.

PAY UP OR WE WON'T STOP VLAD

Warning on forces funding

WINGED NUTTER SCOFFED ME CHOC

Seagull snaffles ace treat

THREAT FROM ALIENS 'REAL'

“EXTREMELY sophisticated” UFOs may have been flying over the US for years, according to a leading expert.

See what's in them before we blast out of sky, says air boff

WE should stop shooting down UFOs until we know what is inside them, says a top air commander.

UK COPS FULL OF CHINA SPY GEAR'

'They're watching us on street'

MQ EATS UP TOFFEES

Salah finds his form again to sink Sean

TANGLED WEBB

REFEREES’ chief Howard Webb is getting tough with Premier League officials after the disastrous weekend of high-profile gaffes.

CHANCES WITH WOLVES

Powell can break Saints run says Jamie Peacock

ALEXA, YOU CAN NOT BE SIRIOUS

Yes, that really is her name folks

He's knot Messiah..he's a very knotty boy

JESUS IN A CABINET

Soaps wiped out by online gossip

THEY NEED 10 CHANGE, SAYS TELLY WRITER

VALENTINE'S MASSACRED

50% of us are fed up with it

OUR BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS GIRL

Brianna tribute as police say murder was not hate crime

Top Gear star links memory loss to crash

RICHARD Hammond fears his worsening memory is linked to his 2006 high-speed crash.

Johnny wedged in war tunnel

COMIC REALISED HE HAD TO GO ON DIET

Channel asteroid show

AN exploding asteroid spectacularly lit up the English Channel as it hurtled towards Earth.

Marmite spuds u like.. or you hate

CHEFS’ DELIGHT OVER ROAST POTATO HACK

MPS RUN UP LAVISH BILLS ON PLASTIC..

Life of luxury at our expense

PAIN GAME

Ills, spills and bellyaches for battling Conte in Italy