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MURPHY'S VOW AS HE RETURNS WITH A WINNER

OISIN MURPHY pledged to \"prove the person I'd like to be\" after making a winning return to the saddle at Chelmsford City last night.

BATTLE OF THE MX-5S IS FUEL FOR THOUGHT

SUSTAINABLE PIPS PETROL WITH A BETTER MPG RESULT

TOP COMIC BOB IS DEAD FUNNY

Superb mimic Simon the double of legend

TRUMP HUMP

Ex-Pres calls Sturgeon 'failed woke extremist

Twitter: Kinks are too kinky

WARNING ON BAND TWEETS

GAS BLAST

New calls for a windfall tax over rip-off' profits

Putin war to hit hols in the Med

SEA MINES BEACH THREAT

OAP porn baron of Wetwang banged up

A \"PORN baron\" pensioner became rich selling illegal sex videos from an unfortunately named town.

Tweens of terror on rise

COPS have found extremists as young 13 after foiling eight terror attacks in the UK in the past year.

CHOC & AWW

KitKat price hike despite maker Nestlé's £23m-a-day in profits

STORM OTTO IS READY TO BLOW

Britain to be battered by 80mph wind

ZZZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

1/4 of us only get 5hrs sleep. 91% wake in middle of night. 13% too tired for rumpy pumpy

MARVEL ARCH

Cameron at double to stun Blades

DON'T SHUSH ME

Lewis ready to defy ruling

CAUGHT SHORT

Horrible little coke dealer snared by his own vanity

TRAGIC DEATH OF THAI CAVE LAD, 17

Footballer's 'head injury' in dorm

FAMILY WIPED OUT

A BRITISHbased businessman is heartbroken after losing 50 relatives in the earthquake in Turkey.

CUNNING QUOTES

“I smell something fishy and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble.” “If Baldrick served a meal at HQ he would be arrested for the biggest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 friends for a wine and anthrax party.”

Nicola battled alcohol issues

OPS WENT 10 FAMILY'S HOME

DOCS TOLD: CUT THE SICK NOTES

‘Keep on working’ advice urged

'It is time for someone else to lead party

FIRST MINISTER RESIGNS

Cancel Culture Drives 'Race Riot' Rent-A-Mob

BEING worried about the scary amounts of young, fighting age, single men illegally crossing the Channel and claiming asylum in the UK does not make you far right.

PEP'S MIK OR BREAK TIME

Guardiola and Arteta in title showdown

IT'S A HARD DIAZ NIGHT

Conte's patched-up stars dig deep to keep hopes alive

WOW FELIX

Cole in awe of Blues' loan ranger already

OBA SAVER

Kompany's rescued by sub

WAKEY WAKEY!

Trinity's talent can alarm the best says Proctor

FLIGHT FOR FIGHT

Usyk's team jet in to save clash with Fury

STOKED UP

Ben's keen to boost careers

Casualty's tackling football grooming

A&E ABUSE SHOCK