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OUTLAW TROLLING MORONS

Prosecute plea after Nic case

GANGSTER'S MOLL CAUGHT BY SEANCE

Ex's clairvoyant claim after torture slaying

I'll help you live forever

TYCOON'S DOC VOWS TO RESCUE OUR NHS

OUR BRIT BEAVERS ARE SO DAM FINE

Town saved from floods

Madder Vlad: The West is full of paedos

ALLIES OF UKRAINE TO BLAME FOR THE CONFLICT

JK: MY EX HELD POTTER HOSTAGE

Fears husband would burn her 1st manuscript

SPUDDY HELL

Potatoes & lettuces off the shelves

Play on, play on!

SOUTHGATE'S 3 LIONS REIGN TO BE THEATRE SHOW..WITH HOLLYWOOD HUNK AS GARETH

PROBE THE GRAMMAR CLASS WAR

Poor kids shunned by schools at the top

West Rush War Kit To Ukraine..

Nations set for military power move

Buatsi is closing in on Bivol

Brit boxer Buatsi is trying to leave Eddie Hearn’s Matchroom Sport, with promoters Boxxer interested in signing the 2016 Olympic bronze medallist.

BACK IN THE BID TIME

Lindelof lapping it up at resurgent United

BIL PANS OUT

Sema double has Slay in the mix

NEVER BE THE SHAME AGAIN

Rob revived after learning Milk and alcohol don't mix

GREATEST HIT FOR POGUES

IT MAY have been Las Vegas rather than New York, but it was still a fairy-tale debut for Jamal Pogues – and one that has been a long time coming.

A KING-SIZE TASK AHEAD OF SIR MARK

The Arc-winning trainer has been sent a pair of two-year-old fillies who are owned by the King and the Queen Consort.

ROOTIN' AROUND

Joe still searching for where he fits in Bazball revolution

ROYAL FAIL

Too few staff struggling to deliver letters and parcels

FURY AT S-CLUB VANISHING ACT

One-man band in the Brad books

OH YES I DID!

Panto dame finds £55K lotto ticket in back of car

TEARS FOR OUR FAVOURITE BEER

No happy hour as prices set to jump

ACE ADAMS: MY SCOFFSIDE RULE

Footie star: How I halt food urges

McAREA 51

Call to probe Scots’ UFO capital after 300 sightings each year

Dark times bring back the Goths..

SUBCULTURE BOOMING

GRIT STIRRER

Salting roads ‘sexist’ claims

A WEE SPLASH MIGHT SPLOSH YOUR BRUSH

Lads must sit down to pee to avoid mishaps

HUMAN BEANS BACK THE BFG

Dahl rewrite absurd, blast PM & Rushdie

FOUND BY PSYCHIC

Spiritualist’s 50mile trip to tragedy scene

Shake of you!

ED LAUNCHES A SAUCES RANGE

Rishi: I'll Keep Our Girls Safe

Crackdown On Abuse