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BRITS NOT FIT TO FIGHT VLAD FEAR

Army's 'short of soldiers and equipment'

Woman is sitting Pretty in love poll

PRETTY Woman has been voted the most romantic movie ever.

Messi's name is proving popular

THE number of kids in Britain named Leo has rocketed by nearly 350% since Lionel Messi made his professional debut for Barcelona.

Blessed relief

BRIAN'S CALL FOR CLOWNS FUNDING

So sorry I Forgot you Haz

LEW'S NEW LOVER JOY

HUNT AS BRIANNA, 16, KILLED AT PARK

Two 15-year-olds are held after 'truly awful' stabbing

Grant's no Bafta basher

RICHARD E Grant says organisers of the Baftas know he is not going to \"roast\" fellow actors next week.

CRISP SHIRTS ARE OUR FLAVOURITES

Whizzkid makes a packet out of snack

Will's Gaz Skydive

WILL Ferrell shows Sky Sports pundit Gary Neville who the real TV Anchorman is.

Police's apology to Flack

CAROLINE Flack's mum has received an apology from police over how they handled her complaint after her daughter's suicide.

I'd Add enough of show

JENNA Ortega did not get any sleep while shooting hit TV show Wednesday.

ARMAEGGON!

Rotten smell to save us from extinction

I got the Elba

IDRIS DIDN'T FIT IN WITH COOL PUPILS

YOU GREEDY BANKSTERS

Billions hoarded from savers

PHEW LA LA!

UK hotter than the city of love

Lioness Jill will pitch in

JILL Scott is to be honoured by having a football pitch named after her near her home town.

I'm never, ever going to let go

PARTNER: NIC NOT IN RIVER

Gemma 2nd tot pal leak

GEMMA Atkinson warned fans to \"keep your friends close and your enemies closer\" after exposing a pal's betrayal.

Mischa told to bed Leo

HOLLYWOOD star Mischa Barton said she was told to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio when she was 19.

LEE FEELS A BIT FAWLTY

Tory leader bid shock

Pricey girl eye lashing

KATIE Price has been mum-shamed over a photo of her eight-year-old daughter wearing false eyelashes.

BUZZ OFF STING

Tantric sex chat ruined it for us

Hubby: 'Brit's in control'

BRITNEY Spears' husband insists she is \"in full control life\" despite over her \"erratic\" of her concerns behaviour.

I SWEAR, F-WORDS MAKE YOU TOUGH

Cursing relieves pain...and even boosts strength

Comic trek too perilous

EMMA Willis, Oti Mabuse and Rylan Clark's mountain trek for Red Nose Day has been brought to a halt due to dangerous weather conditions.

Bungle on Zippy

RAINBOW PUPPET WENT IN CRUSHER

Gord: I'll let rip at wedding

GORDON Ramsay plans to perfect a Saturday Night Fever-style dance for his daughters' weddings.

THE SUN IS FALLING TO BITS

Boffins mystified as chunk of solar plasma rips free. Don't fret though as we'll be living on Mars in 5yrs

STOUT OF THIS WORLD

Dozy will toast £90m deal with a Guinness

Evra hit with fine over vid

EX-MANCHESTER United ace Patrice Evra has been convicted of posting homophobic abuse online.