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KENNY: MY SEX LIFE'S ON HOLD

Scot left 'black and blue' after cancer surgery

DID BIBLE NICK THE BEST BITS?

CREATORS of the Bible could have copied its most important lines from ancient curse tablets.

TAN GETS THE CHOP

TANYEL Revan has been axed from Love Island.

Heist show Jack: I'll be Del Noye

COCKNEY THUG ROLE

VLAD JET FURY

Tyrant's threat to UK after Zel's plane plea

JIMMY ILL

Names of the workers who skive off sick

YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU TO..BUILD STUFF

Britain short of a million skilled tradesmen, women and labourers

POWER DOWN

Lewis urges Govt to scrap April bill hike

Lights out in power strike?

BRITAIN could face blackouts when power station workers go on strike, a union warns.

PM: 'No death penalty'

RISHI Sunak yesterday rejected calls by his controversial new party deputy chairman bring back the death penalty.

Belinda Go-Go gob-on

BELINDA Carlisle and fellow members of The GoGo's were left in tears after being \"gobbed on\" by fans of The Specials when opening for the band.

Sunak's flights rapped

RISHI Sunak flew from London to Cornwall despite being in the South West for a press conference the night before.

Beethoven of pop

MUSIC WORLD MOURNS AS HITMAKER DIES AT 94

VOTE CHUCKLE

End cancel culture which is turning comedians dull. More TV shows like Fawlty Towers reboot to cheer us up. Funnyman wants to DJ at Glasto & vows to never retire

SILVA BULLET

Battling Black Cats dumped out

CODY HAS MOVED AT RON TIME

DUTCH boss Ronald Koeman fears Cody Gakpo may have made the switch to Liverpool too early.

MERSEY PRIDE

Sean loves seeing his Toffees get stuck in

TRAFFIC LIGHTS FOR SPACECRAFT

Battle to stop pile-ups in Earth orbit

£287 for two..how romantic Gordon!

AND VALENTINE’S DINNER COMES WITHOUT PLONK

NICOLA BENCH 'SELFIES' FURY

Pics at spot where Nicola vanished

BLOKES GIVING PEARLS AWHIRL

Stars rocking gems

I'M NOT MAKING THE BIGG BUCKS!

Porridge woe of star Chris

A HOPE IN HELL

Brit saw his family's terror on tot monitor

TANKS A LOT

Zelensky vows to defeat Russians with world's help

It's Ballet Sabbath

DANCERS ROCK TO OZZY'S HITS

Tee hee, to you

CHUCKLE CHUFFED WITH

Boris is handed £2.5m to chat

BOZO Johnson has declared a nearly £2.5million advance payment for speaking gigs.

1 IN 4 GP SURGERIES 'TO CLOSE' ΤΟ

Family doctors hit crisis levels

Ford: I can't fly my wife

HARRISON Ford's wife won't fly in his vintage planes after the crash that almost cost him his life.

ORDER OF THE WAZZOCK

Give MPs a MEDAL and a £162k payout when they're booted out say, you'll never guess, MPs!